SNK Chapter 90 In A Nutshell
Soldier: So obviously we shouldn't tell the public about, you know. *Gestures at the basement*
Pixis: If we keep secret from the public doesn't that make us as bad as the guys we just overthrew?
Historia: Baldy's right. We're going public.
Newspaper guy: So basically we're the descendants of a minority race who can turn into titans and outside of the walls is a giant military that wants us all dead.
Levi: Hit the nail on the head. So how are people taking it?
Newspaper guy: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Citizen 1: Well hey this is pretty interesting. It explains a lot.
Citizen 2: HA! You expect me to believe this?
Citizen 3: The government is spreading lies about an upcoming war so they can put us all in labor camps and fuck our wives while we're away.
Newspaper guy: Mixed reception.
Hitch: Sup bitches, heard Marlow died a hero's death.
Flock: Yeah he ruled. When Erwin went down, he led the charge that let us take down the beast titan.
Flock: But in his dying moments, I'm pretty sure all he felt was regret.
Jean: Dude what the fuck.
Flock: Hey man I'm just spitting facts.
Flock: OH AND ANOTHER THING.
Flock: I still think the commander should've survived, not Armin. You know who else thinks that?
Flock: Literally everyone but Eren, Mikasa, and Levi. You know, the fucking assholes who put their emotions above common sense?
Flock: Oh shut the fuck up, Eren. I get that you're the main character and shit, but more matters than just what YOU feel. You should've given up and sopped pestering Levi, like Mikasa did.
Jean: We get it Flock, you have a small penis. Just let it go, alright?
Flock: OH, AND ANOTHER THING.
Flock: Jean, Connie, Sasha, none of you stopped Levi or Eren and Mikasa from fucking us all up the ass. You just stood there like a bunch of people with smaller penises than me.
Flock: Come on, I signed up to save humanity. If that's not what you're about, let people know before they join this organization.
Armin: ...Yeah, Flock's right. Commander Erwin should've lived.
Eren: You don't know that, Armin! Come on, we still know nothing about the world out there! You still haven't seen the ocean, right? There's so much to learn about the world, you can't give up! If we just go beyond the walls-
Eren: *Flashback to what happened to Faye when she went beyond the walls*
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*Ceremony where Historia gives out rewards commences*
Eren, in his thoughts: I know that our situation is bleak, and if I can change I'd be willing to sacrifice my life. And yet, I can't bring myself to sacrifice Historia.
Note: This is a reference to how Eren know that, when he activated the coordinate, he was touching a titanized royal (Dina), so they might be able to activate it by titanizing Historia. But he didn't tell anyone.
Eren: *Kisses Historia's hand*
--------Memory is awakened in Eren----------
*Back when Grisha was confronting Freida, before he ended up killing them all*
Grisha: Come on guys just use your powers to kill everyone trying to kill the people I love so the people I love don't have to die.
Freida: *Glares at Grisha*
Narration: Anyways so the guillotines pretty much got rid of all the titans and they retook wall Maria. And there's almost no titans left on the island.
Narration: So I guess all the titans are killed. One thing off Eren's bucket list.
Narration: SO a lot of months passed and they set off to find the ocean.
Survey Corps: *Reaches Ocean*
Narrator: Another one off the bucket list. Productive day.
Everyone: *FLIPS THE FUCK OUT*
Eren: *Somewhat sullen, contemplative*
Eren: So... on the other side of that ocean, there's people who are going to try to kill us.
Eren: We aren't free yet. Is killing the people who oppose us what it takes to finally be free?
Fandom: Also who does your hair it's fabulous
Sorry this wasn't as funny. hopefully it's easy to understand, at least.
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