Hello Naughty Children, It’s Sand Time

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Sage. 29. Mad scientist and writer. They/them

[dogtoks]

[higglety]

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

[tysonfurybattlepass]

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Fancy Animals

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[animentality]

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[trapcard]

They're not lesbians!!

idk what this is referring to but yes they are

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Which Kronk is hottest?

Devil

Angel

Base

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

Bet you’ll never guess what gave me this idea

[drax-the-vampire-king]

I see your poll results but look what he can do

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

No no he’s got a point

[lostinthewrongfandom]

The Devil’s ass is very sharp

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Ass so sharp he could cut through glass with it

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[3rd-r8-watrbendr]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I found another

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[patriciavetinari]

That’s not a cursed image

[karnalesbian]

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

[charlesoberonn]

Bishops trying to catch up

[beaft]

pawns:

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

[tvandfilm]

The Emperor's New Groove dir. Mark Dindal | 2000

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag on ao3 means a fic may or may not contain things that are triggering and taboo, but the author chooses not to tag them and they choose not to say if there’s any at all. it means proceed at your own risk.

if a fic contains heavily triggering/taboo topics that are not properly tagged, but the author uses “creator chose not to use archive warnings”, then that tag alone means they’ve already tagged everything ao3 requires from them, even if they don’t tell you what these taboo topics are. so the only way to find out is to actually read their work. it means you know the risk and still choose to read their works. you cannot be mad at the author, because they’ve basically told you to proceed at your own risk.

so no, this is not against ao3’s terms of service. this is what “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag is for.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

can i be honest? im kind of a raspberry flavor truther. if a yummy treat comes in a raspberry variety i will be eating it

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

[suriandtaal]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[doomwolfe]

Rebloging for the misha collins ref and 2012 tumblr vibes.