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Kenny, 31, They/them, Yeah, shut up kid! Cuter Blog: sanitarypunk

[bunchashapes]

fuck with me

[dogpuppy]

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[hagiomoto]

A downloaded copy does not automatically represent a lost sale; many people who obtain unauthorized copies would not have purchased the book at its retail price in the first place. Treating every download as a lost sale assumes that every downloader would otherwise have become a paying customer—an assumption that is not supported in every case.

[probuccalfat]

beautiful women and their beautiful breasts. Thank God.

[wishing-winter-star]

worst and most embarrassing message i have ever received... im so ashamed...

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[zoesupreme]

this is honestly the correct way to do things

[queer-as-city-folk]

Are vampires allowed to go to blood drives or are they banned due to the anal sex thing

[chronicallyg4y]

…they do that?

[queer-as-city-folk]

yes, vampires are ravenous sodomites

[iamoutofideas]

all I wanted to do was reblog a post just one post but the shitty ui made me dm it to the last person who messaged me instead

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[keitrinkomfloukru]

I checked, the book is real.

[book--wyrm]

For anyone who is curious but can’t buy the book, this series of blog posts by historian Brett Devereaux covers the same topic, with about the same level of disdain for the spartan mirage.

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.