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fuck with me

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

deathwaltz-ao3

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

thecryptkeeper

sayorithot

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

gyarutau

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

guerrillatech

audible-smiles

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

ominous-signs

Official please put yourself first sign

lycanthology

get high experience various snaacks

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cerastes

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

cerastes

This sux00rz…

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

dogpuppy

neververy4

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

drsweety303-deactivated20240202

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.