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Kenny, 31, They/them, Yeah, shut up kid! Cuter Blog: sanitarypunk

[bunchashapes]

fuck with me

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[assimilation-failure]

i love rins face whenever issei is on screen shes soooo happy to play with her toy

[assimilation-failure]

hes prey and he knows it

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[deceasedcardinal]

[mrhealyourgirl]

bird courtship looks like this to me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hello it’s Cheap Halloween Costume again coming to you from Poortown in Brokemerica, i am hoping to have commissions back open next week and to move through my queue in the meantime

until then, i am skirting emergencies and losing my mind applying for jobs to no avail and just hoping to have enough in my bank account to keep me from being overdrawn for the next couple days

AS ALWAYS NEVER FEEL COMPELLED TO GIVE especially if you’re struggling, there are greater needs than mine always at hand

[fallout-lou-begas]

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

[deathwaltz-ao3]

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

[thecryptkeeper]

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?