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thetimeof-djslife:

no simon, of couse we are cool.

Oh thank G-d.

#i'll let her know #she says you guys should hang out again sometime #she misses you #i think everyone kind of does #well #except maybe chester #but chester misses no one #though i think i'm growing on him #a little #maybe #alright cool #dj is in control #dj is keeping things under control #what are we supposed to be keeping under control?

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pawsome-cat:

I dunno, boo. But they really should.

Lookit you, building up a jam session with people you just met. Everyone wants a piece of my male boo <3333

#THANK YOU #they are very empowering #i think more men should wear sparkles and pink

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thetimeof-djslife:

yes, his girlfriend is one of my best friends. so now we all good? and know each other? and can stop talking.

Did I do something? I thought we were cool?

#seriously i was just here to play a game with kara while lindy and izzy had date night #not to cause you trouble #i'm really sorry if my timing is bad #just sensing a lot of tension here #i mean if you're just stressed from work my mom's teaching an anxiety yoga course #she can get you in for free

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I think you’re confused. My girlfriend’s name is Jazza, not Simone. She also isn’t Simon, have you been talking to the ladies at his church? They have the wrong idea.

This Blake person must be very pretty if she looks like Char. And everyone ignore the ladies at the synagogue. They just want me to be happy. Inexplicably to be happy with men, but we’rer working on them accepting my straightness.

#something about the glittery yoga pants #they were ON SALE #why does no one remember this fact #i just needed cheap yoga pants #AND THEY ARE MEN'S YOGA PANTS

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thetimeof-djslife:

i dont remember, but im starting to wish i hadn’t.

Um, you guys are at the same camp, if that helps? DJ, this is Johnny. His friend says they’re on the welcoming committee. Johnny, this is DJ, we went to high school together and she’s one of my girlfriend’s best friends.

#bam #introductions done

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pawsome-cat:

Super nice and super hot girlfriends.

I know. We scored like crazy. I don’t even know what we did right this time.

#i mean the last girl i liked told me i have the sex appeal of a toaster oven #and your ex totally thought we were more than we are #and now we have chazza #and they even love each other #it's crazy #i can't even #and char is even comes to shabbat sometimes #which is like every jewish mother's dream

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pawsome-cat:

Thanks, man. You’re the best.

Hello there Grayson, you two make an adorable couple.

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Actually, we both have super duper nice girlfriends. But we’re adorable friends, thank you.

#don't worry gray #i totally got this #also kara is gonna kick my butt at this video game #jeez

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pawsome-cat:

Thanks, man. You’re the best.

Any time. Thank you for finding my lost teenager.

#shouldn't be ashamed or hide it #i love you in the most heterosexual way

johnnysgot-cash:

you know i don’t know who this grayson person is, though i vaguely remember dj calling him snitch for whatever reason, but im just saying you’re hot. and that’s ok. it’s nice to finally meet dj and jaime’s friends that are not each other.

Gray is my best friend who is not a snitch. That was just an unfortunate situation that you don’t need to know anything about. We’re all past it. Totally past it. There is no awkward left to... be awkward. I... appreciate the compliment? And yeah, there are a bunch of us who went to school together, though some of us are closer than others because of life. You meet them at camp?

#ahfajfka;da #aldjalda #i cannot even english #I LOVE HIM IN THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL WAY #why is this so hard for people to get ;A;

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pawsome-cat:

Will you explain it? She doesn’t seem to understand “I’m practicing” as meaning “go away.” Thanks, boo. Love you too, man.

I will try. I’ll tell her that it’s like when you interrupt her in the middle of wedding planning - it breaks your focus. She’ll get it, she’s like Izzy. Love you, man.

#also ignore a guy named johnny #i may have said things that may have been misconstrued #as usual

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thetimeof-djslife:

oh great, and now grayson is here too.

DJ, did you really think he wouldn’t be here?

#we are birds of a feather #and i swear to god dj no sketchy people #the only other person i've talked to is some guy named johnny #who doesn't understand my relationship with gray either #if that's what you mean by sketchy #and some guy named kevin keeps sending texts but it's not my phone so i'm not answering

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Why did I find a small child behind my cello case? Also, why was said child interrupting my practice?

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Apparently we’re not allowed to call fifteen year olds small children. And I think because no one told her that that’s not good. I’m sorry man, literally on my way. Love you, boo.

#i will be right there #thank god for cat #and izzy will not kill us

johnnysgot-cash:

thanks, handsome men like you are very observant.

i’m a friend of dj’s and jaime’s. johnny, and my friend kevin of course.

... I dunno what DJ told you, but I’m not actually gay for Gray. Not that Gray isn’t objectively speaking a very attractive man who anyone would be lucky to be in love with. I just... am not.

Nice to met you, Johnny and Kevin. I went to high school with DJ and Jaime. I think Jaime was my best friend’s room mate.

#an other half is like #your platonic soulmate

thetimeof-djslife:

you’re all good simon. go have fun, and be careful.

Gray found her behind his cello (don’t ask). Thanks for your help, all things considered. You’re a good friend.

#seriously you make it sound like there's a big monster out to get me #and trust me #i can sus out a fake rabbi #my uncle is a rabbi #my great grandpa was a rabbi #my grandpa wanted me to become a rabbi #levitas cannot be fooled by fake rabbis #it's a fact OF SCIENCE

johnnysgot-cash:

oh wow, you are that simon. this is too good. well i get it i guess, you’re not bad looking. nice to meet you simon, i’m johnny. and i think i saw kara in her room.

Uhhh... I guess so? Simon is a very popular name. Maybe?

Thanks man, you’re not ugly either.

#who are you?#i am seriously looking right now and i cannot find this girl #i am texting my other half to see if he can find her

thetimeof-djslife:

oh, i guess that makes sense. you can check her room, or izzy’s room. one of those she might be there. and it’s good to see you. tell them thank you and i can’t wait to see them again.

Oh, that’s great. I’ll go do that. Thanks, DJ.

#LOOK I HAVE A TWO YEAR OLD HALF BROTHER #I IMMEDIATELY LOOK FOR THE THINGS SMALL CHILDREN LIKE #and uh since when do i talk to sketchy people?#i have to answer to the rabbis #if i was hanging around with crack addicts i couldn't help teach the hebrew school kids

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karaduncan:

So, uh, hi. I’m Simon. And I may have lost the teenagers that I was supposed to play video games with.

i’m sorry, what did you say your name was?

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Heyo. My name is Simon Levita. Nice to meet you. I am looking for a teenager with brown hair and a Wonderwoman t-shirt, if you’ve seen her.

#npc: simon

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