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feminism | simple plan | tonight alive three of my favorite things

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[konohaeleven]

Me reading a text post

[saturnsupremacy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

[unlimitedgoats]

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[aporphyriticgarnetschist]

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[brunhiddensmusings]

good news!

[ouijatxtremade-deactivated20180]

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

[anxious-bi-bb-deactivated202006]

I love this tea

[keep-away-reality]

[vomitpuppy-deactivated20200809]

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

[justbadpuns]

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit

[softlyshine]

REASONS TO DATE ME

im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to

really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it

also nice lips 

im very nice 

id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards

i’ll laugh at ur jokes

i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way

i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable

i’ll love u a lot

[hotsenator]

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

[joseph-joestop]

friend: makes a typo

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo

[callmebyyourelame]

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

[hypmos]

you ever look back on the ppl you used to find attractive and get mad at yourself for having bad taste?

[divesting]

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened