faguette

23 | he/him | coastal ecologist and #1 MOLLUSK FAN

[suigintou]

cutely emits a single ping

[spinostarz]

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

[64mpg]

[karaurid]

whenever I get too sad about a guy I listen to the live recording of black books on repeat for an entire evening and it cures me for a few days before I have to do it again

[1o9]

[samanthamulder]

beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[spirulin4]

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

[spirulin4]

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

[spirulin4]

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

[karaurid]

the river recedes from your hands