Tofu Tyrant @allseeingsoy - Tumblr Blog

Maybe a bit of stolen Valor with the tofu thing but, yknow

Who am I?

The sleepiest person you've met today who's just trying to get by

User formerly known as euchroma (among other names)

I'm still here, despite it all. Making no note posts like nobody's business. Hello!

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

#I once broke my laptop because of laptop in bed #in 2019 I got a tablet then it was tablet in bed. now it's phone #but I still dibble and dabble in laptop in bed

infectiouspiss

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

infectiouspiss

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

A lil funny how a couple days ago I had a bad enough fall that people were like "you're probably concussed" and I was worried about that but I just ended up with some sort of virus instead lol

#me: I have too much to do I cannot be concussed #my body: too much to do huh?

allseeingsoy

The thing about the world wide web and English being one of the default languages of the internet is that you encounter inter-ethnic hatred beyond the likes of which you could ever imagine under shit like language and recipe videos

onenicebugperday

Giant springtail, Tetrodontophora bielanensis, Onychiuridae

Found primarily in central Europe

Photos 1-3 by sympiotr and 4 (for scale) by antsczech

#insects

tsurugis-remade

happy new yuri. i mean year

sunflowercorgi-deactivated20180

I prefer Happy New Yaoi c:

tsurugis-remade

juniper-petunia

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

platycryptus

A female robberfly (Prolepsis tristis) I spotted devouring a male conspecific in central Florida.

Robberflies are formidable, solitary predators and many species are not at all shy about making a meal of their own kind, whether indiscriminately or in apparent cases of sexual cannibalism. It’s hard to say if this encounter is a random act of predation, the result of a failed mating attempt, or if the male did his job and she needed a snack afterwards.

#non #bugs #insects

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.