Salad Cat

She/Her Don't be surprised if I suddenly start reblogging non Pokémon stuff, I have a lot of hyperfixations

[melonthesprigatito]

I really want to play Deltarune but every single time I think "I want to play Deltarune" my brain grabs me agressively by the shoulders like YOU CAN'T PLAY IT NOW IT'S NOT FINISHED DO YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN CLIFFHANGER HELL FOR AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME??!?!?!?!?!?!

On a slightly adjacent note, I also want to start watching Bojack Horseman but my brain just shakes their head like Girl, that show gets waaaay too emotionally heavy, you will not be able to cope with it. You sobbed watching The Tigger Movie, this is above your level of coping with things

[melonthesprigatito]

Chat, you should have seen the way my soul left my body when the word "doomscrolling" showed up unprompted in my silly whimsical Nintendo game

[lindleart]

this one presented a fun challenge in that both of these pokemon have bigass ears, so i went though a bunch of different poses trying to figure out the best way to have them not cover each other's faces

[lindleart]

wait. oh my god. this said espeon. how the fuck did i manage to draw this entire piece and not realize it said espeon this whole time. shit. goddamn it. fuck

[melonthesprigatito]

I really don't like how they changed Pikachu's "Worried" emotion portrait in Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, then the 3D PMD games proceeded to use the inferior Explorers version instead of the OG Rescue Team version.

These just have less sauce than the original.

[melonthesprigatito]

Went to Asda this week and something must have been wrong with the freezers because the freezer doors were covered in condensation.

And, as per human nature when confronted with condensation covered glass, every single one of them had some kind of doodle drawn on it.

The amount of 6 7s I saw was amazing.

[melonthesprigatito]

It kinda fucks me up playing BOTW knowing that somewhere in the sky, the Light Dragon is endlessly circling and deep below Hyrule Castle, the seal restraining the Demon King is slowly weakening all while I'm screwing around, getting struck by lightning.

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[melonthesprigatito]

I think the saddest part of PMD: Rescue Team isn't the ending, or the Fugitives arc or anything to do with Gengar and Gardevoir, it's the fact that the postgame feels so lonely.

For starters, your Partner stops being a character. They get reverted into a generic Pikachu and they lose their unique dialogue. The only time they're ever their normal selves is in the limited amount of cutscenes in the postgame (and by that I mean only really the Latios and Latias mission)

Secondly, they stop interacting with you forever. They don't greet you in the morning and they don't say "See you tomorrow!" at the end of the day anymore.

If you're really pessimistic, it feels like your Partner ended the friendship because they never forgave you for almost returning to the human world and you returned for nothing. Your Partner, who was ride or die for you all game, becomes just a coworker you only see when you're doing rescue work.

Because that idea depresses me to much, I'm pretending that the Player visits the Partner in THEIR home every morning instead of vice versa (because you do have to rebuild your team every morning anyway) and that their friendship is as strong as ever, even though the game no longer shows it.

I'm SO GLAD this was fixed in the remake. I know you can't walk about Pokémon Square as other Pokémon in RTDX but it is so not worth it if you have to sacrifice the Partner's personality for it.

[melonthesprigatito]

Any and all disappointment I had with evolving Sunny into Flareon melted away the very second I noticed that her idle animation wags her tail perfectly on beat with the Rescue Team Base music

10/10, no notes, best Eeveelution in PMD: Rescue Team

[sillysiluriforme]

This week im seeing colors on heat maps I’ve never even considered before

[melonthesprigatito]

Damn it, I knew I should have picked a different team name.

[melonthesprigatito]

There was a brief powercut in my neighbourhood because of the heatwave which kinda sucked and it was made infinitely worse by the fact that, by pure unfortunate coincidence, the power went off at the EXACT SAME MOMENT I switched on my desk fan.

I swear to god I shat myself thinking I caused it. We've blown the electricity in this house by switching on the toaster one time.

[melonthesprigatito]

I love posting on r/Link_Dies because it's just the perfect place to watch Link going through the most cartoony slapstick imaginable and it always makes me crack up every single time

I have noticed that people are starting to get really picky about what counts as a "death."

People are really out there watching Link getting kicked in the face by a Stalmoblin, causing him to ragdoll down the side of a volcano spinning like the Propellor Guy from Titanic, hitting every rock on the way down and rolling through two Fire Chuchus for good measure.

And I'm getting snippy arguments about "Um actually it doesn't count, he didn't die, he got revived by a Fairy waaaaah"

His hearts went down to zero when he shattered like glass against the rock face. He DIED. The fairy only activates when Link DIES. You really watched the most unfortunate chain of events happen to the poor guy and got mad that he didn't stay dead?

Fortunately other people aren't nitpicky.

[melonthesprigatito]

I hate how I have to go to work tomorrow in the middle of Sun-mageddon

[melonthesprigatito]

Got my ass kicked by Groudon today

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[asktheritochampion]

HOLY PLUCK, DON'T DIE! I BROUGHT MY MED KIT!

-Rubee

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