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just a piece of shit reblogging homestuck sometimes contain nsfw and other shitty stuff

[karkiitt-blog]

HEADCANON THAT DAVE IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD WITH MAKEUP AND THE OTHERS TEASED HIM FOR IT.

BUT THE ONLY REASON HE’S GOOD WITH MAKEUP IS BECAUSE HE HAD TO COVER UP HIS BRUISES TO GO TO SCHOOL

[karkiitt-blog]

HEADCANON THAT DAVE IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD WITH MAKEUP AND THE OTHERS TEASED HIM FOR IT.

BUT THE ONLY REASON HE’S GOOD WITH MAKEUP IS BECAUSE HE HAD TO COVER UP HIS BRUISES TO GO TO SCHOOL

[frogdealer]

not knowing how to draw your favorite character

[mutantmars]

not knowing how to draw your own character

[tattooed-disappointment]

not knowing how to draw.

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

drawing

[awkwardiceart]

So. I’ve been super invested in this AU where the beta kids swap roles with their patron trolls, and the alpha kids swap roles with the dancestors/ancestors. I know its probably been done before but its definitely one of my fav HS AUs and I really like it a lot, so I’m gonna post the designs for the other characters later :D

[karkiitt-blog]

John: oh, sburb? i love sburb! the way everyone just [clenches fists] FUCKING DIES.

[karkiitt-blog]

Terezi: HOW T4LL 4R3 YOU? >:[

Dave: im gay

[ziheia-deactivated20200705]

trying to master photoshop

[transhumantales]

Popular Homestuck ships and how they sunk

JohnVris years ago:

John: I feel pity for you, Vriska.

Vriska: <33333333

Today:

John: I ditched Vriska because she is too dangerous and I have only talked to her for a day. Now I am dating Dave’s mom, who I met a day ago.

Vriska: I started a toxic relationship with a fish lady that ditched me for an older version of me.

Karezi years ago:

Karkat: I wish you happiness.

Terezi: Aww.

Today:

John: It turns out all your relationships with men are toxic.

Terezi: *Avoids all men in the meteor for three years. Your depression is still the same.

Daverezi years ago:

Dave: You are cool.

Terezi: You are cool.

Today:

Dave: I am sorry but I have to be an ashsole and break with you because I don’t like other cultures’ romance systems. Also, I don’t care that you have low self esteem and that you are being abused by a clown.

DavespriteJade:

Today:

Jade: He has existential issues.

What Jade really thinks: You broke my heart!

Meenah x Aranea years ago:

Meenah: I can bully you all I want and there are not going to be any consequences.

Aranea: Yes, my love.

Today:

Meenah: I can’t believe that bitch went to do something I usually do! What did I do to deserve this? Now I am going to hit on her dancestor.

Rosemary years ago:

Kanaya: I love you, Rose!

Rose: I love you, Papaya… hic.

Today:

Rose: Now I am a cat, and because I can’t be with my wife I will try to hit on this precious cat girl.

Scourge Sisters years ago:

Terezi: I hate you!

Vriska: I hate you!

Today:

Terezi: I feel that you are taking advantage of me.

Vriska: You are so cute when you question my leadership.

DaveJohn and Johnkat:

John: Sorry guys, but I am not a homosexual.

Shippers: Hussie is ruining this fandom!

[depeachy]

reblog if you’re part of the “I don’t have an faq page because barely anyone ever messages me” squad

[reraimu]

cutie jake english

[okayprotag]

Is that Dave Strider

[clubsdeuce]

i’ll fight a prospitian 

[clubsdeuce]

i am assuming all the likes for this are support or an acceptance of challenge. i am fully expecting a prospitian to show up at my door and sock me in the face do not disappoint me

[thymegaforeskin]

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

[imitations-of-imitations]

woahwoahwoahwoah WAIT. WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR SCHOOL HAVE A SECURITY GUARD?!

[stringlesswyrme]

This is America. once a week the security guard comes w a drug dog & patrols the hallways

[vyco]

im a real piece of shit

[spnscrapbookblog]

You heard it, pass on! :)

[cupofmadtoeat-deactivated202010]

passsss onnnnnnnnnn <333

[slimetony]

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[symbolforbismuth]

I👏 bought 👏him 👏 some 👏glue 👏and 👏 he 👏 glued 👏 his 👏 hands 👏 together 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[slimetony]

👏 thats 👏 why 👏 I 👏 chose 👏 this 👏 emoji 👏

[moonkitty]

I just.. Fuck.. I miss homestuck.. I miss the cringey 2012 fandom memes.. The fan songs.. I miss the lyricstucks.. The fandom discourse.. The characters.. The upd8s… The talented voice actors and animators… Where did everybody go any why did everybody leave… I miss the homestuck fandom. I miss homestuck.