BAHHHHH (Karl)

BEHHHH BEHHH (Hello, I’m Karl)

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHHH BAH bah BAGHHH beh beh BAHHHH BEHHHH *nibbles on fries* Bah

(Hello, i am Karl, the goat. Ooh, look at those fries. Delicious.)

BAHHHHH: @millionways-tokill

(My owner at the moment)

[l0uis-e]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHHH BAHHHH BAH BAHHHH

(Hello. I was wondering if you wanted some orange juice?)

@karl-thegoat

GOAT!!!!! Y'know what. I would LOVE some juice.

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHH *nudges a glass closer*

(Here you go)

[thebestmerc-1]

BAHHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHH BEH BAHHHH

(Hello there. My names Karl. Would you like a cup of coffee?)

@karl-thegoat

Cat chuckles and smiles at the goat. She crouches down to Karl's level.

"Hey there, Karl. It's nice to meet you."

[karl-thegoat]

BAH *headbutts her a little bit.* BAHHHH BAH BAHHHH BAHHH bah bah BAH

(It’s nice to meet you as well.) (now, I should probably warn you that this building is going to blow up very soon. Since you obviously know how to talk to a goat like myself with respect. You would be surprised how much disrespect I receive. I must suggest you evacuate immediately.)

[thebestmerc-1]

"This building is going to WHAT?! Explode?! What the hell happened??" Cat stands up quickly and grabs her bag.

'Thank goodness it isn't my house- plus that interview was boring and so is the job I applied.'

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHH BAHHH BAHHH *trots after her*

(What happened? Well, you see, me and my owner were on an assignment. And I quite like explosives.)

[thebestmerc-1]

Oh… merc gig… gotcha. Now I understand. Just another job to pay the bills?

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHH BAHHH BAHHH BAH

(Well, not exactly. I believe this one is just for fun. Kara is quite well funded.)

[thebestmerc-1]

Ah… one of those jobs… just for fun. Got it.

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHH BAH

(You should probably leave now. Goodbye, new friend.)

[thebestmerc-1]

BAHHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHH BEH BAHHHH

(Hello there. My names Karl. Would you like a cup of coffee?)

@karl-thegoat

Cat chuckles and smiles at the goat. She crouches down to Karl's level.

"Hey there, Karl. It's nice to meet you."

[karl-thegoat]

BAH *headbutts her a little bit.* BAHHHH BAH BAHHHH BAHHH bah bah BAH

(It’s nice to meet you as well.) (now, I should probably warn you that this building is going to blow up very soon. Since you obviously know how to talk to a goat like myself with respect. You would be surprised how much disrespect I receive. I must suggest you evacuate immediately.)

[thebestmerc-1]

"This building is going to WHAT?! Explode?! What the hell happened??" Cat stands up quickly and grabs her bag.

'Thank goodness it isn't my house- plus that interview was boring and so is the job I applied.'

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHH BAHHH BAHHH *trots after her*

(What happened? Well, you see, me and my owner were on an assignment. And I quite like explosives.)

[thebestmerc-1]

Oh… merc gig… gotcha. Now I understand. Just another job to pay the bills?

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHH BAHHH BAHHH BAH

(Well, not exactly. I believe this one is just for fun. Kara is quite well funded.)

[thebestmerc-1]

BAHHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHH BEH BAHHHH

(Hello there. My names Karl. Would you like a cup of coffee?)

@karl-thegoat

Cat chuckles and smiles at the goat. She crouches down to Karl's level.

"Hey there, Karl. It's nice to meet you."

[karl-thegoat]

BAH *headbutts her a little bit.* BAHHHH BAH BAHHHH BAHHH bah bah BAH

(It’s nice to meet you as well.) (now, I should probably warn you that this building is going to blow up very soon. Since you obviously know how to talk to a goat like myself with respect. You would be surprised how much disrespect I receive. I must suggest you evacuate immediately.)

[thebestmerc-1]

"This building is going to WHAT?! Explode?! What the hell happened??" Cat stands up quickly and grabs her bag.

'Thank goodness it isn't my house- plus that interview was boring and so is the job I applied.'

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHH BAHHH BAHHH *trots after her*

(What happened? Well, you see, me and my owner were on an assignment. And I quite like explosives.)

[thebestmerc-1]

BAHHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHH BEH BAHHHH

(Hello there. My names Karl. Would you like a cup of coffee?)

@karl-thegoat

Cat chuckles and smiles at the goat. She crouches down to Karl's level.

"Hey there, Karl. It's nice to meet you."

[karl-thegoat]

BAH *headbutts her a little bit.* BAHHHH BAH BAHHHH BAHHH bah bah BAH

(It’s nice to meet you as well.) (now, I should probably warn you that this building is going to blow up very soon. Since you obviously know how to talk to a goat like myself with respect. You would be surprised how much disrespect I receive. I must suggest you evacuate immediately.)

[we-love-redwing]

BAHHHHH BAHHHH BAHAHAHHHAHAH BAHHHH

(Hello, Mr. Wilson. Nice to see you again. Also, merry Christmas.)

@karl-thegoat

Fuck Christmas it’s still November

Also are you a goat??

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHH BAHAHHAH BHAHHHH. BEHHHH

(Yes, yes I am a goat. I was wondering if you had any extra weapons laying around that I could borrow. I seem to have misplaced mine.)

[we-love-redwing]

… weapons? No, no extra weapons. You’re a goat you can’t even fire a gun

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHAHAHAHAHH BAHHHHH BAHHHHAHAHSH *very agitated* BAHHHAHAHSHAHAH

(I am very capable of firing a gun. If you would provide me with one, I would be able to show my talents.)

[the-widowwitch]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHHHAHAHAHA BHAHHHH

(Hello. I am Karl. Would you perhaps trade me some ribbons for some explosives?)

@karl-thegoat

Will these do?

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHHH *bleats into a radio thing* BAH. BAHHHH

(One second.) … (Those will do nicely. Thank you very much.)

BAHHH BAH BAHHHAHH *hands over some small explosives)

(Here is my part of the deal.)

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHAAHHAHAH BEH

(Hello. I was wondering if you happened to have any water? I am quite parched.)

@karl-thegoat

oh my GOSH! Karl! I do, in fact!

I have quite a lot of it

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHH *drinks some of it* BAHHH BAH BAHHH

(Thank you.) (hm… salty. I like it.)

[karl-thegoat]

Did you get your explosives?

@smarterthantonystark

BAHHHHH BAH BAAAAHAHAHHAHA BAAAA

(Yes. I did. Thank you very much for your assistance. They proved to be quite useful.)

[smarterthantonystark]

Very good.

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHH BEH

(Indeed. If anyone ever asks, you never gave me anything.)

[karl-thegoat]

Did you get your explosives?

@smarterthantonystark

BAHHHHH BAH BAAAAHAHAHHAHA BAAAA

(Yes. I did. Thank you very much for your assistance. They proved to be quite useful.)

[we-love-redwing]

BAHHHHH BAHHHH BAHAHAHHHAHAH BAHHHH

(Hello, Mr. Wilson. Nice to see you again. Also, merry Christmas.)

@karl-thegoat

Fuck Christmas it’s still November

Also are you a goat??

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHH BAHAHHAH BHAHHHH. BEHHHH

(Yes, yes I am a goat. I was wondering if you had any extra weapons laying around that I could borrow. I seem to have misplaced mine.)

[unofficially-tonystark]

BAHHHHHHH BAH BAHHHH *nibbles on wires* BAHHHHH?

(Hello, Mr. Stark.) (I was wondering if you had any explosives I could use?)

@karl-thegoat

Tony blinks in surprise at the goat. "Ah. Probably a bad plan." How did he understand that?

[karl-thegoat]

BAAAHHAHAHAHAH BAHHHH BEHHHHHH

(Not to worry. I’m very well trained in explosives. Along with being undercover, fighting and hacking.)

[ifucksteverogers]

BAH?

(Do you have any explosives?)

@karl-thegoat

“I am not giving a goat explosives.”

[karl-thegoat]

BAH. BAHHH.

(Yes. Yes you are)

[diana-belova-emt]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHH BEHHH? BAHHHH

(Hello, my name is Karl. Do you happen to have any explosives? I ran out of my inventory)

@karl-thegoat

No but I know people who might have some.

[karl-thegoat]

BLAHHHH BAHHHH

(Would you mind getting me in contact with these people?)

[diana-belova-emt]

Sure.

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon @your-fav-russian-assassin

I have a goat who wants some explosives. Y’all got any?

[truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon]

What kind and how many?

[diana-belova-emt]

That’s a question for the goat

@karl-thegoat

[karl-thegoat]

BAHHHHHHH BAHHHHH BAH BLAH

(Anything you are able to give.)

[diana-belova-emt]

BAHHHHH BAH BAHHHH BEHHH? BAHHHH

(Hello, my name is Karl. Do you happen to have any explosives? I ran out of my inventory)

@karl-thegoat

No but I know people who might have some.

[karl-thegoat]

BLAHHHH BAHHHH

(Would you mind getting me in contact with these people?)

[official-buckybarnes]

BAHHHHHHH BAHHHHHHH BEHHHH? BAH

(Hello, Mr. Barnes. Do you happen to have any explosives on you? I am running out.)

@karl-thegoat

“…No,” he says flatly. “I am not givin’ a goat explosives.”

[karl-thegoat]

BAHAAAAA BAHHHHH bah BAHHH

(Not to worry, I am very well versed in explosives. Use them all the time.)

[official-buckybarnes]

“No.”

[karl-thegoat]

Bah.

(Yes)