So close to the real thing, I could almost die.

Karla ● She/Her ● 29 ● Doomed old men yaoi truther

[karlavhh]

He's my least favorite type of man:

Men who approach me

[karlavhh]

Hoes sad

[hgedits]

Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.

[karlavhh]

Save me, mini skirt collection.

Mini skirt collection.

Mini skirt collection, save me.

[zendadya]

THE DRAMA (2026) dir. Kristoffer Borgli

[karlavhh]

McWexler // We Hug Now - Sidney Rose

[karlavhh]

The one thing I hate about getting to see Danny is returning to a Dannyless existence

[karlavhh]

I shall endeavor to live a good (even if perpetually Dannyless) life

[karlavhh]

I will get hired in approximately 6 hours but it's the offer I disliked the most 😭

[karlavhh]

I adore my soul-sucking job, my God.

[karlavhh]

My boss got fired over sexual harassment claims

[karlavhh]

I come from a long line of women that died asking for their mother.

My great grandmother lived to be 100 years old and wanted her mom

Grandma called out for her in the end.

According to my sister, one of the last coherent sentences my mother spoke was: "Is my mom coming for me?"

I am certain that I will ask for my mommy as well.

[karlavhh]

Ted Lasso and Emily In Paris have eerie similar premises

[karlavhh]

Man sitting next to me is playing solitaire on his phone

[karlavhh]

Nevermind he sucks at it

[karlavhh]

Man sitting next to me is playing solitaire on his phone

[karlavhh]

Who else in the world can I throw a statement like that to?

[karlavhh]

I love the subway

Someone's purse just backed at me

[theartsharki]

Reddie gals

[karlavhh]

xxo

[karlavhh]

Watching a conclave edit while riding a bus going full speed inside a tunnel

Life is worth living