Karmatical

I like cats. And puns. And pastel. And things that are fluffy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you miss 4:20 you can wait till 4:22 because it is 4:20 too.

[hollowtones]

There will be time to get silly tomorrow. Go to bed, dude.

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[eenuttings]

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[lizord-lord]

this is both very respectful and very cursed and honestly that’s an energy i wholeheartedly support

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Why do people get so weird around wheelchair users? I’m literally just a person sitting down.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[bubblysuggestion]

you’re someone’s dream person

[butterflyknyfe]

can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then

[corporealformdenier]

i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry

[devoposting-deactivated20190507]

[aviculor]

My dog wrote this article after she saw me eating corn dogs

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can masturbate to simulate sex, but you can’t hug yourself to simulate the loving touch of another human

[obviousplant]

Funeral Kazoo

[thebootydiaries]

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

[zumer-feygele]

please dont

[wasafairytale]

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

god wallace pokemon was always gay but they really amped it up in the remakes huh

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

how does this outfit even work

[wakeupthewublins]

he’s gay that’s how

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

power of gaye

[thestuffedalligator]

Husbands

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

yeah!

[calebwittebane]

yeah we gay keep scrolling

[the-british-pineapple]

Things I don’t have a lot of

Patience

Time

Energy

Empathy

Money

Things I do have a lot of

Memes

Perpetual self-loathing

Thoughts of the endless abyss

[the-british-pineapple]

Update

I have more money

Much more empathy

I hate myself a little less as i found what i wanna do in life and am actually changing my lifestyle to feel better

I still have plenty of memes

[ruinedchildhood]

#me every single morning