Kassachusettes

Kass 20 - Minors DNI They/Them Up Here Getting Bills like I’m Hillary Clinton

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They play this funny prank in grad school where they charge you tuition but books are still somehow not included and worth like twice your rent. Hilarious!!!

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Just watched the new Vlogbrother's video and saw the title. My first thought was not about politics, or mental health, or anything else. It was only Oh, I guess the groundhog has finally kicked it.

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At a bookstore earlier today and interrupted a couple trying to find a novel that I had read. It’s been 10 minutes and I’m pretty sure they’re in the process of breaking up. FML. 

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It pisses me off how quickly some people who say they would have been abolitionists during the 1800s change their tunes the second you mention prison reform.

Like, how tf can you claim that you would have been anti-slavery then if you can’t even be anti-slavery now?!

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Made the mistake of going to an Arby’s today and I’ve been watching my fellow customers. No one here is under sixty. All the decor is stuck in the Bush administration. Which one? Take your pick.

There is a man here who looks eerily like Jack Nicholson in The Shining wearing a button up shirt and slacks. He has been staring out the window looking at my car. He’s been mumbling and the only words I’ve been able to make out are “vote for Trump” and “bring a crowbar out to open the door.”

They call out my name and I get my first taste of Horsey Sauce. It’s a straight-up one-to-one blend of mayo and horseradish. I recoil. There is a hair resting on top of my sandwich. It sways in the breeze.

This is a vision of hell.

[al-gore-official]

If someone makes another fucking al gore rhythm joke I swear to god I've been hearing these shitty jokes for years now and I have never laughed at a single one just pack it up already

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

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He did WHAT??

[strix-returns]

I said it and I repeat it: now that Mamdani has won as a socialist, he has opened the gates for other true progressibes to win by dping what nobody else is willing to: actually listening to people for once.

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At least he didn’t need to edge Andrew Cuomo. Not to slut shame, but this is not the sort of thing that should be acceptable in today’s politics. Smh 

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He did WHAT??

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Just drank my first monster and this shit is straight up awful. Idk why anyone would intentionally drink this.

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You guys I can’t believe Carol Holiday endorsed Haley Stevens. This is so fucked. idk what even to do you guys.

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Deltarune theorists when the anime catgirl plays the lost girl leitmotif after a battle in which you attempt to reconcile body and soul and motivate her not to give up on life and recognizing the wants and needs of her body, as stated by the character who at the start of the chapter was forced into a closet and made to dress in a certain way to avoid upsetting a paternal figure and has lived a life in subservience to others, in particular the all-encompassing years old prophecy that calls for a prince, yet is shown to be delighted when presenting as a princess and is referred to as such when offered a blue and pink drink voucher and is explicitly referred to by gender neutral pronouns following said scene:

yeah idk what that could mean, anyways so here's how Rudy Knight can still win.

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Currently sitting at -6 ranked points. Splatoon 3 least valuable player.

Aiming for -12

Update: currently at

-9

-12

Update #2: in the positive now, but I’ve lost the last six seven eight nine ten eleven consecutive games.

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Reading The Dark Tower rn and Roland and Eddie are so gay. We love to see it. “I’ll be all the control you need” okkkkk…

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It’s my cat’s birthday next week and I haven’t gotten her anything. Does anyone know if Hillary Clinton has a cameo?!

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She clown on my Pagliacci ‘till I doctor

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Obama if he was a chameleon: “uuh… let me be clear”