Strix Returns

hobbyist game developer, former hra-official, current CCRU hyperfixator.

[depsidase]

[duckworks]

Weirdly, everytime I see a reference to the ICE List link being blocked, it never includes the link to the list. Click here.

[depsidase]

thank you for posting the link.

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[borderlands-disorder]

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[beardedmrbean]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[bogleech]

The looksmaxxing hammer guy sounded like a funny story but he's only 20??? just BARELY out of being a literal child and he's an "influencer" with that much insecurity? I can't feel anything but kinda sad, to me that's a confused kid failed utterly by a fucked up demented culture we're in.

[bogleech]

yeah WHAT?? That's horrifying?! 14 is a KID kid, like when I was 14 me and other 14 year olds were still playing toys. Like we didn't have the internet yet and we literally still ran around making up pretend stories with action figures. Now you have kids that age becoming "public figures" exposed to thousands of millions of commenters and making money and of course they're turning into completely broken adults. I feel like kids literally raised by wild animals have demonstrated an easier time adjusting to society and figuring out how to be human than kids who became internet influencers. And it's everywhere. And the entire adult media world seems to think nothing of just farming it for more clickbait and sensationalism rather than discussing any healthy way to heal these kinds of people before it's too late.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[strix-returns]

The Society of Ether continues spilling good tea

[cryptotheism]

Me: Yeah when the Ptolmaic dynasties collapsed the temple system in egypt ran out of money. It was hard to find alchemical work so I moved to Alexandria. I'm living with like, four other eunuchs in a scriptorium closet.

Cobblers "son" with shaky eyeliner: Ma'am your arms are quite well defined for an alchemist.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[swerellind]

Pathologic???

More like... CAThologic!! HAHAH HA ha...... Ha.

Some more kitty sketches bleh

I need to stop doing full renders and just draw.... Or at least add some backround..........