I'm getting there, slowly

Katherine "Kat" LaBeau, twenty-one years old working at the local record store and a marketing major in her junior year. Known as the royal fuck-up. "Letting go. Everyone talks about it like it's the easiest thing. Unfurl your fingers one by one until your hand is open. But my hand has been clenched into a fist for over three years now; it's frozen shut."

[whyariel-deactivated20150622]

“Well, I’m glad you are feeling better from all that sleep.”

[kat--labeau]

“I do too, yeah. Anyways, how’ve you been?”

[theazhvng-blog]

“Don’t pretend you don’t already. However, I do object—I’m a perfectly sane twenty-four year old, insanely hot, kickass, heroic fireman—except when I get days off. But you knew that already.”

[kat--labeau]

“I do, yes. Insanely? Nah, I’d say average babe.”

[downjordan]

“I was high as fuck.”

[kat--labeau]

“Yeah okay, then it makes sense.”

[haycamden]

“But if someone really famous wore them, they’d be right back in style. Maybe I’d be the first person on trend.”

[kat--labeau]

“I doubt it to be honest.”

[whyariel-deactivated20150622]

“It’s a good thing you got it then! I’m sure you’re feeling better.”

[kat--labeau]

“Definitely.”

[yojoelld]

“As usual you are such a sweetheart.”

[kat--labeau]

“Of course.”

[fckoliviaa]

“I mean, I would definitely be celebrating.”

[kat--labeau]

“Well, I should’ve actually gotten up earlier so.. Oh well.”

[whyariel-deactivated20150622]

“I don’t think I’ve ever slept past nine ever, I can’t believe you hit fourteen!”

[kat--labeau]

“Yeah well-- I needed it.”

[downjordan]

“Fourteen? My longest was twenty-two. My roommates thought I died.”

[kat--labeau]

“Holy fuck, how!?”

[mylesrider]

“I think they’re jealous that I don’t look like a saltine cracker. Instead I look like a slightly longer toasted saltine cracker, y’know? What about you? I’m sure you do a little tanning or something right?”

[kat--labeau]

“Saltine cracker-- really? But yeah people can be bitter about stupid stuff, so sure there are probably a few that are just jealous. Hm, not really to be honest, I personally don’t really see the appeal of getting in some coffin like thing to get tan, but I spend a fair amount of time outside so I guess that helps a little bit.”

[theazhvng-blog]

“Treat yo’ self. Hashtash YOLO, poop emoji.”

[kat--labeau]

“Okay maybe I should just start worrying about you instead.”

[yojoelld]

“Why would I lie?” 

[kat--labeau]

“Pfff, no! Did it really-- nooo!”

[nicole-parkerxx]

“What made you so tired?”

[kat--labeau]

“School, got exams coming up so I’ve been studying die hard to be honest.”

[kat--labeau]

“I think I just broke my record of hours of sleep in one go. Fourteen hours, I don’t know if I should be celebrating that or just be very worried about myself.”

[kat--labeau]

text | open

Emilio: Should I be worried that I accidentally watched an episode of My Little Pony and actually enjoyed it? I don't wanna be a brony.

Kat: Probably, yes... Even I am worried right now.

[kat--labeau]

Text ✉ Wrong number

Cal: You're going to hell for sure now.

Kat: I thought that was already established?

Kat: Wait, who are you?

[yojoelld]

There I was in the supermarket minding my own business. Then all of a sudden some lady came up to me and said I’ve got the look. Whatever that means. She gave me her card and apparently she’s a modeling agent. 

[kat--labeau]

“Uh uh, of course that happened Jackson. Please continue telling me more bullshit.”