cheap sunglasses;

Kat. 17 year old Junior. Smarter that most, prettier than all. I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out 'cause that’s what young love is all about.

[kat-brody]

I seriously do not have time for Mushu's bullshit. Anyone want to buy a cat?

[thehunterj]

Shut up. What?! Are you kidding me? Surfing is like… the thing that I do best. I literally saved up all my money to buy my first surfboard and then rest has been history. You need to get out on the water sometime.

[kat-brody]

Fuck you. No? Why would I be kidding about something like that? I never really found the interest in it and if I had, I would have never been allowed to do it. Are you saying you're either going to teach me or force me?

[thehunterj]

Ah damn… That blows. Have you surfed before? I mean, I know you’re from California and all but.

[kat-brody]

You wish it blew. Are you kidding me? No, not even close. Just because I'm a California girl doesn't mean I do California girl things. I'm a surfing virgin.

[thehunterj]

I’m not an idiot. I know what it meant. We could do both. IN THE SAME DAY.

[kat-brody]

I never said you were an idiot. We could, but I'm going to say no. I mean, if I go surfing my arms and my legs would be far too sore. Sorry,babe.

[thehunterj]

I do try, I do try. Well… you could, I mean. It could be arranged. 

[kat-brody]

Like an actual surfboard or what Beyonce is talking about? Because she means sex.

[thehunterj]

Well, you’re doing a hell of a good job, m’love. Oh, oh, oh! Like that Beyonce song that goes like “DRUNK IN LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEE.”

[kat-brody]

You're doing a damn good job yourself, pretty boy. Oh god, Hunter, stop. Yes and no. I will not be riding a "surfboart" but, you get the idea.

[thehunterj]

And it’s things like that that make me at a loss for words. I’m really fucked up, I hope you know that.

[kat-brody]

It's my job to make sure you're at a loss for words, baby. I'm pretty fucked up, too. I kind of like it, though. This like... love drunk feeling, or whatever the hell it is.

[thehunterj]

I- I don’t know. I just never know what to say with you. In the best way possible.

[kat-brody]

You're disgustingly sappy and I can never tell if I want to punch you in the stomach or kiss you. But I love it all.

[thehunterj]

I’m sorry. 

[kat-brody]

Why are you sorry? There's literally nothing to apologize for. Did I say something to make you feel bad because I seriously didn't mean to, I promise.

[thehunterj]

Don’t be sorry. You don’t have to be sorry. This is new to the both of us, babe.

[kat-brody]

I know but I don't want to feel like I'm forcing you into something you don't want. I don't know, I'm freaking out. I don't know how to do this, how I can want nothing more that to spend time with you and have fun with you, but with everyone else I'm a completely different person. I don't get any of this and it's so fucking frustrating.

[thehunterj]

Kat, I just don’t know what to say right now. You know me. I need to just… I can’t just come out and say these kinds of things.

[kat-brody]

I know, I just... It doesn't matter. I'm sorry for being a little unreasonable and expecting you to say all these things. I really am, I know it's kind of a shit thing to do. I'm sorry.

[thehunterj]

Me too. Me too.

[kat-brody]

Yeah... Not like you're falling for me too, or anything, right? Because if you were, you would have said it? Or maybe I'm just freaking out because I can't believe I admitted it.

[thehunterj]

I-I don’t know. All I know is it feels right.

[kat-brody]

Oh... I see. Well, uh, I'm glad.

[thehunterj]

What? Oh yeah, it’s just- feels weird. Feeling like this.

[kat-brody]

Feeling like what? Hunter, how do you feel?

[thehunterj]

[kat-brody]

You okay?

[thehunterj]

Say you’re falling for me again.

[kat-brody]

I'm falling for you.

[thehunterj]

I may be. I may not be. Is the sappy working? Sorry about going MIA again, though. Oh shit. What happened with Riley?

[kat-brody]

The sappy always works even though it's really not supposed to work on me. About the MIA thing... You can't leave me again, okay? I mean... I mean, I'm-- I think that I may be falling for you and if you go, you're probably going to run off with a part of my heart and that can't be good. But at the same time, I don't own you and I can't control you. So... I strongly suggest that you don't leave me again, at least without warning. Please. Oh, uh... She and Blake broke up.