in my slop era

slaying and flopping

[sunlightbuck]

how your post finds me

[choodraws]

timelapse 🍓🐜🐜🐜

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[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[the-ghost-king]

a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

[the-ghost-king]

he snuggles down into his blankets a little more securely and it's like he's just had an orgasm

[the-ghost-king]

"mmm yeah just like that sooo good" but he's literally done nothing but roll over and find the cool spot on his pillow

[rhymewithrachel]

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[amygdalae]

When the lighthouse guy was like "if I had a steak right now id fuck it" I related to that because that's how it is for me with steak and I haven't even been isolated in a remote lighthouse with a mean old man for months

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[ryebreadgf]

how life feels when you don’t give a fuck about love island

[laios-daily]

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[laios-daily]

[bitchautism]

very entranced and enamoured with this deeply mad rant post I read about leon kennedy erectile dysfunction and how physically impossible it would be for leon kennedy to have erectile dysfunction and how according to consulted medical and fitness experts erectile dysfunction is impossible for leon kennedy to have. if I am honest I cannot stop thinking of the improbable case of leon kennedys impossibly limp penis

[bitchautism]

thinking about the improbable case of leon kennedys impossibly limp penis again

[bitchautism]

[familyguysucks9000]

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[rpfofficial]

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen