neonarcissism

look I have an entire blog devoted to things that I feel like posting. wow. she/her/hers

[vixvigil]

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

[knuckleduster]

i feel like we need to spread the original of this around again bc everyone's been quoting it as "y bugs" or "et bugs"

[depsidase]

[libertybill]

'Avatar 2' Delayed Until at Least 2015, Says Jon Landau

James Cameron is collaborating with effects firm Weta Digital on an "underwater motion capture system" for sequences that will explore the o

Cant wait

[ricketricket]

any day now

[jacobtheloofah]

it's actually coming out now so this post's funniness officially has an expiration date

[demonoflight]

Welp, today is the last day we can reblog this I guess

[pinelimehypergiant]

Ok. good to know.

[wordfather]

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

[5dmom]

In every single one of my past lives I was a horse who bit someone and got put down

[butchniqabi]

[abbylonian-deactivated20220825]

[butchniqabi]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[afloweroutofstone]

My new grindcore band Assassination Coordinates

[aflo]

this tweet's gonna explode when he gets assassinated for real

[bastardbeewoman]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[stormesandshowers]

Crazy how it wasn't a big deal when LibsofTikTok did this to drag queens, doctors, and trans people.

[powerburial]

For being against socialism, Elon Musk sure does love getting publicly owned. New joke I just came up with. Go ahead and give a like and a share if this gave you a chuckle. Every note helps.

[mylordshesacactus]

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[justgaming365]

[blackarachnya]

they are giving me way too much power with this character creator

[blackarachnya]

ultimate white woman mode activate

[silly-style]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]