What I do at the end of the sidewalk

what happens when you have a lot of stories, but not a lot of loved ones that will listen? whatever the fuck this blog is. thats what.

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Q/A and other things

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who is this blog for?

me. mostly. read it if you want.

Who are the character(s)?

Kat is an interdimensional magical girl that protects the multiverse as an obligation to her family while doing illegal mercenary shit to cope. her hobbies include: living in a van, pot, and making custom weaponry to test on the local desert wildlife.

What inspired you to make this?

had a rough childhood and made this character at like, 5 years old to make baby's first fan fiction. long story short i never grew up and my imaginary friend is now my artistic outlet when I am not making month-long rendered paintings.

there is a mistake / you are cringe

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Can I send asks?

sure why not. no guarantees that I will respond. if i do then good job!

Can I make a comic / animation/ fanfiction / fanart any media based on your posts?

absolutely!!! I love that stuff and I will probably reblog it or post about it in some way if I come across it!! (no guarantees) just please credit me.

can I voice act / use your stuff / etc?

sure! go ahead! I only have two conditions: 1- credit me 2- do not censor stuff into words like "unalive". Fascism ends when free speech remains unaffected. yes you can soften swear words or bleep them, that is fine. just for the love of artistic intent please don't use the made up tik tok words.

NSFW?

no. I won't make it or accept asks like that, nor encourage it, but I can't stop yall from doing it.

Who is that asshole on the top of the post?

hi. I am the asshole writing this post and making fanfiction. this is my cartoon representation of that to humanize me without doxxing myself. what do people call me? various ablelist slurs normally.

What fandom are you writing about?

whatever the hell my brain is latched onto. AuDHD is fun like that. with Kat being an interdimensional traveler she can kinda be written into any story if you try hard enough. my current interests are: deltarune, undertale, villainous (cartoon network), and the simpsons tapped out.

Can I send constructive criticism?

sure! I might listen, but I also reserve the right to ignore it.

Will you make comics?

I have no idea. maybe. eventually. no guarantees. what IS a guarantee is there will absolutely be lazy random posts here.

AI?

NO. I do not consent to you using my art / writing for AI. I will never use AI for my art. not for morals, not for the environment, but for the simple fact that my ego is way too big to allow a robot to help. Even then, ai writing and art just looks and sounds awful. if you feel compelled to accuse me of using AI then I am happy to show you my layering process for my art. for my writing? uhhh idk man. maybe the swear words and weird phrasing will dissuade any AI accusations.

Final thoughts?

I hope you enjoy my cringe. if not? eh. this isn't for you. this is for me. I am merely posting it because what is the point of art if not to share it with others? if a tree poops in the woods alone will it makes a sound? maybe? I lost the person I used to share my writing with, and now I need a new outlet. people could hate my stuff, people could love it. But this is for me to enjoy, and for you to read for the hell of it. so come along my friends! lets make cringe together! -Katapotato

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Burning Memory

[lightnersdream]

this video is years and years old at this point but i feel like we need to experience it again (sound on)

[yuumei-art]

Winter Moons Ancient runes Phase me into the New Year Let me forget my old fear

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Another way of communicating with the dead

(authors note: the titles are getting crazy now)

Catti: wow Kris. I didn't think we'd be doing this again this soon.

Catti: especially with an.... Experiment

*you are in catti's bedroom doing demon summoning. The circle doesn't have satanic imagery, but rather the star-like symbols you saw in the drawings and strange uneven circle patterns. The temporary paint is made from blueberries... And glitter. There are no candles, but instead fairy lights and the dim glow of a bunch of very old 20 year old computers you surrounded with, connected via power strip*

*you offer a grilled cheese on a plate to the circle*

Catti: you want me to read this?

Kris: *nod*

Catti: ....... Alright.

*she opens the "book" via app on her phone as Kris lights the sandwich ablaze*

It was a LEGEND of HOPE.

It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.

It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.

It was a LEGEND of DARK.

*The lights of the old computers start to aggressively flicker and glitch out, and the fairy lights grow bright*

*suddenly, all of the lights go out*

....

Kris: .....catti?

*no response*

Kris: ....

Kat: huh. I wonder what happene-

Kris: ABAODHDIEBAOSBUA

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The day after communicating with the dead

*let's try this again*

*you sit in front of your brother's desk, pencil in hand, writing the words "who are you? What happened to you?"*

*you switch to the opposite hand... And wait*

*....they are fucking drawing again. Y'know what fuck it let's see how this goes*

....

*after some scribbling your hands peek into the drawer of the desk, seeking more things*

Kris: *getting pretty curious now?*

*glitter glue, more colorful pens, eraser, some sticky notes, etc*

*the spirit in control of your hands proceeds to make an absolute mess of the paper drawing the most bizzare things. Grilled cheeses, strange symbols, lancer, and a drawing of you that is beautifully detailed*

Toriel: Kris? I made sandwiches! *Opening the door*

Kris: O-O

Toriel: *sees the mess on the table* oh! I see you are being creative today, are you not? Well I hope your project goes well! Come eat when you are ready yes?

*you have a strange idea now*

[part 1]

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Communicating with the dead

*you sit in front of your brother's desk with a notebook and pencil. *

You write...

"who are you? What happened to you? What even are you?"

....

*your hand moves on its own as if someone is trying to write something *

Kris: *leans forward in anticipation*

....

Kat: *drew a shitty doodle of lancer eating a hotdog*

Kris: ???

*you switch hands. The spirit moves your hand again*

....

Kat: *draws another, less shitty drawing of lancer eating a hotdog*

Kris: stop drawing lancer!

Kat: *starts to write words*

Kris: :O *leaning into the paper*

"My grandpa fought in world war II. He was such a noble dude. His dad was a fireman who fought fires so violent. I think I bought my"

*upon realizing that this is just lyrics to an indie song, you proceed to shove the contents of the desk onto the floor. Thankfully your mom isn't home right now*

*let's try this another day*

[part 2]

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this is a little experiment I doodled recently. trying to learn a more fast drawn comic book style. I am emulating how i felt during that rock minigame lol

its kris and kat! yes i know kris looks wonky I need to draw them more

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Yes I am well aware that my ghost character is basically the plot of cyberpunk 2077 lol

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Alternate universe

Kat: it's seems you have had a rough night....

Berdly: IT HAS HAPPENED

Berdly: I have been visited by THE ANGEL OF GAMING!

Kat: ...fucking what?

*she fades away in a glow of light leaving the red soul behind*

Kat: FUCK I screwed it up. God damnit!

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drawing a ghost

Kris: *you find yourself drawing what you saw last night* Berdly: ah drawing indie rock I see. I shouldn't expect more from a lesser organism like you to enjoy such a low form of "music" Noelle: oooh are you drawing the indiefest 20XX incident? Berdly: the what? Noelle: there was this accident from a few years ago where one of the performers fell into a cave! I heard that every night she haunts the cave looking to infect your phones with a virus! Berdly: oh my sweet naieve Noelle. ghosts aren't real, they are a fictional thing invented by the lesser intellectuals. Noelle: yeah but woulden't it be REALLY scary if they were real? *you just tune out their conversation*

.... .... *search query: indiefest 20XX incident* *odd. there isn't a lot of data here, and many of the links bring an error page as if someone deleted them. Even archive.org has nothing.* *the only proof this happened was a news article that released the week of the incident with photos of police at the base of the mountain. no body was found* *a chill goes down your spine* Kat: ...do you ever get afraid of not existing... and the world running perfectly without you? *you turn around to find no one is there* Kris: *....what did i bring upon myself?*

(part 1)

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spirit

tw: mentions of suicidal subject matter

you find yourself backstage of a small music festival, watching the crowd cheer at the current band playing. it is not a very large music festival and the people on stage are small town folks and no-names trying their shot at getting popular. ???: hey you are up. you then find yourself among the stage with a guitar in hand playing just a common indie song you would hear on the radio

I want to swim away but don't know how sometimes its like I am falling in the ocean

this really isn't your kind of music... and yet you feel oddly compelled to give it your all. Kris: let the hurricane set in motion Kris: let the rain of what I feel right now come on down! Kris: let the rain come do-

and now its very dark and quiet. Kris: down. you have no idea where you are now. as your eyes adjust to the dark you find that you are in some kind of very open cave... and before you is a huge and dark pit. someone in the distance shouts ???: Kat stop! don't do it! Kris: wh- as you turn around you fall backwards into the pit.

SHIT SHITSHITSHITSHIT-

before you hit the ground you wake up And you see an apparition of a girl sit in front of you on your bed. she is wearing the same clothing you had in the dream. Kat: ....it seems you have had a bad night. Kat: its ok. I have had a bad night too once. the spirit jolts in a beam of light that startles you and then quickly fades away leaving the SOUL behind. the cage behind them has been left unlocked last night. Kris: O _ O you don't know how to play guitar. end (authors notes below the cut)

I was going to make a comic about this but I have been struggling a lot lately and I want to get a decent yet quick art style going on ! at the moment I am going through a really rough time right now. I used to spend Halloween every year with my ex and I am not processing it very well. Halloween was also the very last time I saw her in person. welp! here is this little spooky thing I wrote for halloween. happy halloween! and happy anniversary to Deltarune!

[katapotato55]

hey yall. been having really bad vision problems lately. this is why i haven't been doing much in art and such lots of problems with double vision and stuff. I promise I WILL use my writing blog as soon as I figure out what the hell is going on. have a good one yall.

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SO.

for a very very long time since middle school I would rp with my ex best friend These rps would eventually evolve into full on stories that would last months and I would make entire epics in the span of an entire chat log. well she left me after taking my money, telling me all the little things she hates me for, and then destroying the archive we grew up making together.

in short? now I don't have a writing partner and my other friends don't know how to respond to weird fanfiction about my shitty OC.

What now?

initially i wasn't going to post my writing on the internet because I care more about the opinions of my friends than strangers then I realized I couldn't handle sitting alone with my thoughts and the drive to create is driving me insane. and so....

Welcome to interdimensional Pizza Shop!

an ask blog / random writing blog about an interdimensional magical girl who grew up to become a jaded mercenary running a pizza van as a coverup for her illegal activities. she protects the multiverse to keep her family from bugging her, and she does extremely dangerous jobs to cope with her sad adrenaline addicted life! stay tuned! more information coming soon!