some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own
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some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own
I have done the impossible, and that makes me mighty.
The Greek gods don’t have a family tree; they have a family subway map.
and zeus is grand central station
This is the correct approach tbh
All roads led to... Sumer?
That debunk post I wrote about the “secret Greek matriarchy” is still going around, and yesterday it was reblogged with an interesting comment. I’m creating a new post for it, because the comment was added by an actual, literal fascist (as in, far-right Italian person who supports Mussolini) and I don’t particularly feel like debating with an actual fascist, but their point nevertheless deserves mention.
They wrote:
I would rethink that part about us owing as much to the Sumerians as we do to Rome. Our alphabet - Rome. 70% of English vocabulary - Rome. Our law codes - Rome. The arch - Rome. Concrete - Rome. Paved roads - Rome. I could go on and on and on. The legacy of Rome still lives on in every aspect of life, because they united most of Europe, north Africa and the Middle East for centuries.
Fascist ideology aside, this is all true. Europe, and by extension many countries with a European colonial past, owe many elements of their society to Rome. This was the accepted theory for hundreds of years: Ancient Greece and Rome are the roots of Western society, and Europe was built on their foundation. Since the discovery of Mesopotamia and the decipherment of cuneiform, however, we have come to realise that our roots go far deeper than the 5th century BC.
We use the Latin alphabet. But the Romans did not invent the alphabet: it dates back to 13th century BC Ugarit. And Ugarit itself did not invent writing: that was the brainchild of the Sumerians, around the 32nd century BC. We may not think about it much, but as we use our Latin characters, we’re partaking in a 5000-year-old Sumerian tradition.
Many of our legal concepts are Roman. But the Romans did not come up with law itself: again, it was a Sumerian invention. The first legal codes were Sumerian, as were the first courts and prisons. Our laws may seem very different from Ur-Namma’s, but it’s thanks to him and to other Sumerian kings that we came up with the idea of law at all.
Law and writing are both important if you want to have a functioning city. Unsurprisingly, the first cities were built in Mesopotamia as well. Along with them came agriculture, large-scale irrigation (the word “canal” is thought to derive from Sumerian), trade and roads (the Sumerian ones may not have been paved, but by 2000 BC, the Minoan ones were), elaborate architecture, literature, astronomy, and much more. The Sumerians were also the first people to claim authorship for what they did: I, Gudea, built this. I, Enḫeduanna, wrote this. I, Ur-Iškur, bought this.
This is why they, and Mesopotamia in general, matter to us. We owe to them the very foundations of our society - and we don’t even realise it, because of how fundamental those foundations are. By focusing too much on the design of the room, we’ve forgotten who built the walls. (It was the Mesopotamians. They invented bricks too.) Of course we owe a lot to Rome. Of course we owe a lot to Greece. But we were given just as much, if not even more, by the Sumerians.
One year ago today, not enough people appreciated this.
I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists, and THIS is my what I learned.
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD
Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.
Am I the only one to be annoyed when latin/greek translators translate “the divine” (the notion from stoic texts for example) as “God”
No, you’re absolutely not the only one - it’s a bitch in wide variety of contexts, and sometimes I really want to rip that capital letter out and replace it with a small one at least…
It is part of the reason why I decided to continue my Classics education into graduate school because not only do we need a lot of new translations for people to make the translations more readable for people who want to read ancient texts in translation that are accessible for people outside of the Classics but also because we need more honest translations. The context is incorrect when you Christianize non-Christian texts because if it’s just the Divine, you can translate it as “Divine.” One of the main things I’ve pointed out in more than one of my scholarship applications is that we need some translators who will work from a Pagan perspective, which is part of why I’m trying so hard to be able to get my PhD so I can do things like this - because we need translations that aren’t trying to twist the words of ancient, non-Christian people.
On a similar note, it’s also annoying when translators of Old English translate “Wyrd” as “God’s will”. I appreciate bilingual editions so I can check suspicious substitutions.
@theancientgeekoroman Thank you! We definitely need translators who will let us hear the voices of ancient non-Christian people.
Yes! Just because it’s “Wyrd” doesn’t mean it’s god-with-a-capital-G “God”’s word.
Bilingual translations are great for this reason for sure!
And I absolutely mean no disrespect to Christian people who are pursuing the Classics and want to translate, but if the text is pre-Christian then it should be treated as such, you know?
I don’t think many people realize how subtle that kind of rhetoric is. It’s everywhere. And it’s been superimposed on pre-Christian texts for decades, even centuries. I’m looking forward to translations being published in coming years that are sensitive to this issue!
@regenderate It’s especially frustrating because some ancient Greeks and Romans were monotheists (such as some of the neoplatonists) who worshiped Zeus or -Apollo or Helios - as God, the supreme being, and it would be nice not to have to do extra research to decide if the person described was a non-Christian monotheist or if the translation is inaccurate.
@theancientgeekoroman: Wyrd is actually more complicated “than the will of the gods” or even “destiny”. It’s basically the destiny and luck each individual inherits from others, creates for oneself, and passes to one’s descendants and community. In this way, all lives are believed to affect each other, for good or for ill. If you hang out with Heathens you’ll eventually hear someone say, “We are our deeds.” This is an acknowledgement that deeds generate immediate as well as long-lasting consequences for both the individual and the community, often with the connotation, “So we need to make the right decision/act justly.”
ancient greek word of the day: ἀστράρχη (astrarchē), queen of stars, epithet of the moon
Uhhh…
your instinct to fact-check information that you found on tumblr is sound and admirable, but it will only be effective if you use a legitimate source. google translate is NOT a legitimate source for translations of ancient languages.
here is a link to a good online ancient greek dictionary, liddell and scott’s greek-english lexicon, and here is a link to their entry for ἀστράρχη.
like… yes, the personal and political are inseparable and this is one of Vergil’s big points in the Aeneid but like.. Aeneas’s first words are him wishing he’d died back in Troy with his friends, and the first three books of the Aeneid are devoted to relating Aeneas & the Trojan’s deep and personal trauma…. soooo like can we start admitting that suffering, healing, and trauma are maybe as important as the political questions in the Aeneid, if not more important??
I have done the impossible, and that makes me mighty.
The Greek gods don’t have a family tree; they have a family subway map.
and zeus is grand central station
Klytaimnestra: if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same
Elektra, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two
Remember when Tumblr just invented a Greek god
Oh @hyena-bro my sweet summer child, allow me to tell you the story of Mesperyian, the goddess who never was and never will be.
So it all started with this tumblr post, right?
And obviously people mentioned the goddesses Aphrodite and Persephone, and the benefits of answering such goddesses as the most beautiful. But then Tumblr user 28weekslaterhater mentioned to answer the goddess Mesperyian (most beloved daughter of Hades) as the most beautiful. According to them, “jealous ho” Aphrodite burnt half of Mesperyian’s face off in a blind rage for being more beautiful than her.
This post began to spread to the fact-check-less masses of Tumblr, and more mythology sprouted up about this so-called “Mesperyian”, how she was the goddess of torture and punishment (even though a goddess of punishment already existed) and had to wear a cool mask because of the aforementioned face burning.
Everyone took it as gospel for years until various Tumblr users pointed out “hey if you happen to just… look up this goddess, the only thing you’ll find is this Tumblr post”. After that, it had been exposed that Mesperyian never fucking existed and that Tumblr user just completely made them up on the fly.
And that’s how Tumblr invented a Greek goddess
that’s religion babe!
The real gods are the ones we made along the way
the infant hermes when zeus asks him if he stole apollo’s cattle
“Then, in the 13th century, after three centuries, their world changed profoundly. First, the climate cooled because of the volcanic eruption in Indonesia. Sea ice increased, and so did ocean storms—ice cores from that period contain more salt from oceanic winds that blew over the ice sheet. Second, the market for walrus ivory collapsed, partly because Portugal and other countries started to open trade routes into sub-Saharan Africa, which brought elephant ivory to the European market. ‘The fashion for ivory began to wane,’ says Dugmore, 'and there was also the competition with elephant ivory, which was much better quality.' And finally, the Black Death devastated Europe. There is no evidence that the plague ever reached Greenland, but half the population of Norway—which was Greenland’s lifeline to the civilized world—perished. The Norse probably could have survived any one of those calamities separately. After all, they remained in Greenland for at least a century after the climate changed, so the onset of colder conditions alone wasn’t enough to undo them. Moreover, they were still building new churches—like the one at Hvalsey—in the 14th century. But all three blows must have left them reeling. With nothing to exchange for European goods—and with fewer Europeans left—their way of life would have been impossible to maintain. The Greenland Vikings were essentially victims of globalization and a pandemic. 'If you consider the world today, many communities will face exposure to climate change,’ says Dugmore. 'They’ll also face issues of globalization. The really difficult bit is when you have exposure to both.’”
— Why Did Greenland’s Vikings Vanish?
Greek gods
why is academia,,,,, like that
hot take: if the only people who can understand your writing are a select few pretentious jerkoffs like yourself, maybe the problem isn’t that you’re just too fucking smart to communicate to the uneducated masses. maybe you’re like. a bad writer lol
like uhhh not be controversial but if the point of academic writing is to share information and 75% of your readers have no fucking clue what you’re saying around that thesaurus you’re deepthroating then uhhh maybe you’re a shit academic and also a lot less intelligent than you think you are. just a concept