future owner of a private island

i like dogs wearing sunglasses

[kristina100000]

[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[artgroupie]

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

[612l-deactivated20180916]

this post just kills you twice huh

[ultraviolence-lucas]

BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY LOUIS AND HARRY GET TIRED OF THE MODEST BULLSHIT SO THEY DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR LIFE AND BURY THEMSELVES HOLDING HANDS AND BEFORE THEIR LAST BIT OF AIR RUNS OUT LOUIS WHISPERS ” I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE 18” AND HARRYS LIKE “YOUVE BEEN MY QUEEN SINCE I WAS 16” AND THEN THEY SMILE AND LOOK UP TO NOTHING BUT DIRT AND CLOSE THEIR EYES AS LIFE FADES AWAY, BUT WHEN LOUIS DIES FIRST HARRY USES ALL THE AIR LEFT IN HIS LUNGS TO SAY “WERE FINALLY FREE LOU” BEFORE HE DIES, SMILING BECAUSE HE REALISED THAT THIS IS IT. THEYRE FINALLY FREE, TOGETHER FOREVER AND IM SORRY I HAD TO RIGHT THIS WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF HERE COME THE FRICKING WATERWORKS

[schoolboyharryofficial-deactiva]

[trashythingsgohere]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[memewhore]

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[boringangel]

when you’re waiting for uber driver jonathon to pull up in his subaru but you have no idea what a subaru looks like bc ur gay so u just kind of stand there vaguely hoping jonathon looks like he does in his uber profile pic

[a-melior-ate]

I… Gotta go…

[taquito]

“Snap read 2 hours ago”

[hawlucha]

really brave of this guy to sit at his computer making this meme while some other dude fucks his girlfriend 

[autohaste]

Gays: *too shy to say high*

Also gays: here’s my bootyhole tho

[shitboy96]

How do you misspell hi

[deadali]

Tyler, 23, Pi Kappa Alpha. I love working out and producing EDM music. Just here for some quick fun, not trying to catch feelings.

[excima]

I’m deleting

[sadnegro]

[homoz]

You guys really watch Star Wars

[homoz]

I thought it was a meme

[pochowek]

[psyducked]

Top, vers, or bottom?

Whatever Jake Gyllenhaal needs me to be

[taestysuga]

Cosmo, even tho a little problematic, teaches me so much about blow jobs than porn ever had I give my life to Cosmo

[90snokia]

the lil dude from the fairy odd parents?