from The Duchess of Malfi
BOS. I have a present for your grace.
DUCH. For me, sir?
BOS. Apricocks, madam.
DUCH. O, sir, where are they? I have heard of none to-year
BOS. [aside.] Good; her colour rises.
DUCH. Indeed, I thank you: they are wondrous fair ones. What an unskilful fellow is our gardener! We shall have none this month.
BOS. Will not your grace pare them?
DUCH. No: they taste of musk, methinks; indeed they do.
BOS. I know not: yet I wish your grace had par’d ’em.
DUCH. Why?
BOS. I forgot to tell you, the knave gardener, Only to raise his profit by them the sooner, Did ripen them in horse-dung.
DUCH. O, you jest.— You shall judge: pray, taste one.
ANT. Indeed, madam, I do not love the fruit.
DUCH. Sir, you are loth To rob us of our dainties. ’Tis a delicate fruit; They say they are restorative.
BOS. ’Tis a pretty art, This grafting.
DUCH. ’Tis so; a bettering of nature.
BOS. To make a pippin grow upon a crab, A damson on a black-thorn. [Aside.] How greedily she eats them! A whirlwind strike off these bawd farthingales! For, but for that and the loose-bodied gown, I should have discover’d apparently The young springal 15 cutting a caper in her belly.
DUCH. I thank you, Bosola: they were right good ones, If they do not make me sick.
ANT. How now, madam!
DUCH. This green fruit and my stomach are not friends: How they swell me!
BOS. [aside.] Nay, you are too much swell’d already.
DUCH. O, I am in an extreme cold sweat!
BOS. I am very sorry. [Exit.]









