Everything Changes

Katie House. Daughter of that Doctor House and Stacy Warner. Supposedly they're in love or something. I don't know. Sideblog to isavedyourlife

[katherinejamiehouse]

AUNT LISA:

     ❝ he’s been QUIET so far, actually. which come to think of it i should probably check out. why, what do you want ?  ❞

      ❝ you sure you don’t wanna wait till LATER ? it’s kinda important. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

       ❝ SO...on a scale from one to fist through a wall, how annoying has my dad been TODAY ? cause i have to ask you something but i really want you to say YES. ❞

              { @xcuddy }

[katherinejamiehouse]

idiot:

                ❝ no, you’re making a mess. Like I said, I can take care of myself. ❞

       ❝ fine, but you realize without my help the parentals are gonna know, right ? and if you think i’m making a mess, how do you think mom’s gonna do ? ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

his better half:

     “Because I work with him on his cases and it’s       easier for us to reach each other this way.”

                                       He’s also my best friend.

      ❝ i feel so bad for you. you deserve a medal or something. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

lawyer lady:

    ❝ by the sound of things, your mom needs a day off. ❞

         ❝ i’m sure you’ve heard you look like her. ❞

       ❝ only every day. can’t complain though. better her than my dad. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

idiot:

                           ❝ don’t interfere. You’re making it worse. ❞

       ❝ no, i’m making sure your scrawny ass doesn’t get beat up every day. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

uncle jimmy:

“Of course. Now, what happened?”

       ❝ weeeeeeeell i MAY have done something that’s going to make my mother very upset, and i was hoping i could hide here. just for a little while, you know, until hurricane stacy blows over. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

monkey’s uncle:

“What did you do this time?”

       ❝ WOW ! you have such faith in me, i’m flattered ! i didn’t do anything...to you. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

@james-wilson-md

       ❝ hey uncle jimmy, can you keep a SECRET ? ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

dad:

        “Is this you asking if you can drive my bike?”

       ❝ sorry, can’t confirm or deny desires to do things mom will kill us for. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

idiot:

                     ❝ I can take care of myself. ❞

       ❝ that’s adorable, and also complete BULL. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

lawyer lady:

      ❝ I like your mom. how does she feel about you tarring us all with that sort of brush? ❞

       ❝ i dunno. she’s too busy dealing with my DAD. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

better half:

      “Not enough.”

       ❝ so then why the hell are you living with him ? ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

idiot:

                 ❝ I didn’t ask for your help. ❞

       ❝ i know, which makes you owe me all the more. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

cuddles:

      ❝ yeah. you’re the kid? ❞

       ❝ wow. really ? is that...okay actually no that sounds EXACTLY like the sort of thing dad would call me, never mind. my name, if you actually wanna use that, is katie. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

idiot:

                      ❝ at least I’m not an IDIOT. ❞

       ❝ you’re hilarious. and not in a CUTE way. ❞

[katherinejamiehouse]

idiot:

                        ❝ – shut up. ❞

       ❝ this is why you have no FRIENDS. you suck at comebacks. ❞