Ineffable Bureaucracy Hoe

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[katiebuggies]

GOS2 SPOILERS:

INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY IS CANNON

HOLY FUCK THEY JUST WANNA BE HAPPY

SOMEONE RP THEM WITH ME PLEASE FOR FUCKS SALE

[katiebuggies]

So you posted this thing about wanting to rp clannibal are you still interested

YES!!!! DM me!

[katiebuggies]

I just read an amazing Clannibal fanfic and now I wanna rp them 🧍🏼‍♀️

[katiebuggies]

IMMA BE BACK ON MY GOOD OMENS SHIP! BRING BACK THE GOOD OMENS RP!

[binarystarkillers]

important reminder!!

i'm sure most of you have seen the hannibal fanart that's being hung in the us capital, but i want to remind you all that the official reports and tweets about it include the artist's deadname! their actual name is allistair, and their pronouns are they/them!

[katiebuggies]

What does it take to not be a rebound? Or just be told that they're in love with you and the find out they're still caught up on their ex? Or everytime someone breaks up with me its "I'm not ready"....like...can I be happy????

[katiebuggies]

I'm just going to ignore the fact that my psych teacher used Clarice as an example in a test question-

AND SHE WAS TALKING TO A THERAPIST IN THE QUESTION TO DJSJAJAKA-

[katiebuggies]

Break ups are tough. Is this what Hannibal felt like when Will said no to running away?🥺

[katiebuggies]

I just wanna know what Abigail Hobbs did while she was just kinda...isolated in Hannibal's house for a year. Like, did she and Hannibal form a father/daughter bond stronger than we saw??? Was she happy??? GIVE MY BABY SOME MORE SCREENTIME!!!

Also...like...Will so would've ran away with Hannibal if Hannibal just told Will Abigail was alive-

Instead of...ya know...killing her cause Will said no...

Also weird assumption...but...uh wouldn't Abigail and Clarice be like the same age? If not, Abigail be older than Clarice??? Cause the TV show takes place like 4 or 5 years before Silence of the Lambs and Clarice was 24 in the movie. Abigail being 20 (ish) when she died and Clarice being the the academy.

Also HC that Clarice took Will's class??? Or would???

OOOO HC THAT IN SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (Harris Universe), CLARICE WOULD TALK TO WILL ABOUT HANNIBAL!!! OR WILL AND HANNIBAL JUST TALKING ABOUT CLARICE!

Face it...if she was in the show...Hannibal and Will would bring her into their family and treat her like Abigail. Not replace Abigail, but an addition to their murder family.

Also I'm willing to RP any of this...or Clannibal from the movies/books...🙂

[katiebuggies]

Idc what anyone says, Silence of the Lambs is a love story. Hence why it came out on Valentines day😤😤😤

[katiebuggies]

I want to write Hannigram fanfic...but idk what to write about.

[katiebuggies]

Uhhh...so I just was curious and read a bit of the last few chapters of the Hannibal book...and Clarice full on flashes her milk bags to Hannibal and SPITS on them....go queen (?)

Lowkey like this ending better than the movie.

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

stephen: what time do you normally go to sleep?

tony: whenever i collapse is purely up to god.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

You need a sleep schedule.

@katiebuggies @tonystarkironstrangefan

[katiebuggies]

Sleep is for the weak.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Nope. We both need a great sleep schedule.

[katiebuggies]

No.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

We need a sleep schedule.

[katiebuggies]

Do we?

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Yes! Everyone does!

[katiebuggies]

Well shit...

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Yeah, I know, but it's necessary.

[katiebuggies]

*rolls my eyes *

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Oh come on. We're going to sleep at 10 PM today, whether you like it or not.

[katiebuggies]

Fuck that!

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

No, it's happening.

[katiebuggies]

Make me.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Easily.

[katiebuggies]

How?

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

I'm magic!

[katiebuggies]

*rolls my eyes*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Just saying.

[katiebuggies]

Fuck me to sleep?

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Maybe. If you get me dinner.

[katiebuggies]

...Ass...

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

I'm hangry bitch. Get me some food. Chicken nuggets. Please.

[katiebuggies]

Get your own chicken nuggets!

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

But- I'm lazy and I want food!

[katiebuggies]

You're always hungry!

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

(Found this on a Tumblr knockoff website that tried to put a virus on my phone when I went to give credit to the creator from browsing Google images for ironstrange kisses, so no credit to give. I wish there was, but the site tried to give me a virus.)

@katiebuggies @tonystarkironstrangefan

[katiebuggies]

No, no, no! Stephen, stay with me.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Get me to the Tower then, and get Helen Cho to me as fast as you can. Her cradle should be able to help, I think.

[katiebuggies]

*nods, getting me suit on and lifting Stephen to take him to the tower and to Dr. Cho*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

*winces* Careful, stab wound. Hold me as steady as you can.

[katiebuggies]

Sorry, baby.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

It's okay, just be careful. Levi, hold pressure on my wound? Please? *Cloak wraps itself around my chest to slow my bleeding*

[katiebuggies]

*gets Stephen in a bed to get looked at*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

*winces and grunts as I'm set down* Friday, get Doctor Cho in here. Please.

[katiebuggies]

Friday: Right away sir.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

ASAP, thanks, so I don't bleed out before she gets here. Tony, get towels and hold pressure. The Cloak will move for you.

[katiebuggies]

*nods and gets the things*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

*Cloak moves, and my wound gushes blood* Hold pressure so that doesn't happen again please-

[katiebuggies]

*puts pressure on the wound*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Ah- Thank you. *pained, trying to hide it*

[katiebuggies]

You're ok, baby.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

I know what's wrong, and the probability of my survival... don't try to reassure me. You need to prepare yourself for the inevitable, Tony. I'm so sorry.

[katiebuggies]

No. You're not dying. We have kids.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

*starting to cry* I am, Tony, and I know we have kids, but you're going to have to be strong for them. I'm so sorry...

Where's Helen?

[katiebuggies]

*tears up* Forget Helen, you can't leave us.

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Her cradle- *yells in pain* get her cradle- *sobbing*

[katiebuggies]

*quickly gets Helen's cradle*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

*carefully gets in* Close it, and get Helen to monitor me. You need her.

[katiebuggies]

F-Fine-

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Thank y-you, baby~

[katiebuggies]

I love you so much. *gets Helen*

[doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange]

Hi Helen. Please help me... my kids depend on me, as does Tony. *crying* Please, help me...

[katiebuggies]

Helen: Calm down, Stephen. We'll get you fixed up.

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

*hyperventilating*

(Btw this is the same rper u used to rp with, I deleted that blog and changed my main to this. I was @doctorstephenvincentstarkstrange)

[katiebuggies]

*starts to panic*

(You're good! Sorry I've been hella busy)

[katiebuggies]

Did I impulsively buy a Hannibal necklace with his signature on it? Yes. Why? Because support small businesses on Esty, that's why.😤

Check out LoveCrimers on Etsy!!!

[katiebuggies]

Not my family getting covid symptoms right when school starts-

Time to rewatch Hannibal and read all the Hannigram fanfics I can find!

Or I can finish watching Criminal Minds that I just started-

[katiebuggies]

Ah yes, school has started up and I am on tumblr while in a zoom meeting? Yes. Is it my psychology class? Yes. Hannigram? Hannigram.