[sunderwight]

Thinking about how badly Luo Binghe botched his own post-Abyss plan.

Luo Binghe: see what I'll do is, I'll unite the warring demon factions and reduce hostilities to the human realm, establish myself as a righteous cultivator and reform one of the most corrupt righteous sects into a noble and admirable place, and calmly and rationally demonstrate to Shizun that I'm not evil and have no wicked intentions and that he has nothing to fear from me!

*Smash cut to Luo Binghe chasing Shen Qingqiu through the streets and force-feeding him his blood within 24 hrs of their reunion*

[ink-blot-thoughts]

"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"

False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.

Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.

[mysteryteacup]

the fun thing about svsss is that you can say shit like "and then sqq comes across a crystal flower that plays the song of your soul and he panics because he's afraid he'll be outed as a transmigrator by the chinese cultural equivalent of taylor swift" and everyone will nod and go yes that does sound exactly like airplane's brand of bullshit and cucumbers brand of panic

[ayububu]

Lqg catches SJ at WRP!!

[brbjellyfishing]

[kelenia]

I’ve been thinking abt Tianlang Jun and Shen Jiu lately

[corysius]

Idk what they’re bickering about but they’re being being pretty gay about it

[livelaughloveluobinghe]

resentment of chunshan is a grammy contender btw

[gaynaegis]

I think sqq likes how clingy bunghe is

[ineffectualdemon]

What I love most about "white lotus" Binghe is it's made pretty clear that he's just as intense and obsessive and weird and sneaky as post abyss Binghe the only real difference is that he shows Shen Qingqiu that side of him

He just takes off the mask and shows his whole hand

I get the feeling that everyone else at Cang Qiong Mountain thought pre abyss Binghe was a nice upstanding disciple who nevertheless was extremely unnerving at times and was WAY too obviously in love with his Shizun

Except on Qing Jing Peak where they found him extremely unnerving and upsettingly obsessive about their Shizun

(I get you Binghe. I really do. We're brothers in mental illness here)

Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu is just like "I'm doing so good at a normal balanced Shizun/disciple relationship. We're so normal" like he knows Binghe is clingy but seems to think it's still in the realms of perfectly average

And not, you know, attachment disorder

Anyway yes. I love that while Binghe does change with time the attachment and obsession and him always being behind Shen Qingqiu is rooted in pre abyss

[stripeyworm]

Shen Qingqiu and his clingy Bingy housewife.

Yea they may be borderline unhealthy, unhinged, toxic, obsessed with each other, in love.

[pillowspace]

death will not do us part

[pippuns]

pre-transmigration cumplanes because they are the most divorced guys who never met

[corysius]

lap sits

Shen Yuan has a little shit face because he knows that he snatched the hottest man in PIDW and he's very proud of that fact

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[ectoodle]

why yes i do remember that silly 1980s shoujo the scum villain’s self saving system

[retiredpeach]