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Puggi: I’m still the main character

[riiriii]

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Nobody:

Morris, wheeling into class on one of those spinny chairs, with no regard to anyone’s safety: WHAT’S CRACKING GAMERS?

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Rune: *does anything*

Me, crying softly: my son...

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Misa: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life. Elio: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back. Sophie: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Lazer: My will to live. Haven’t seen this in years. Jia shen: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Clark: Mental stability, my old friend. Misa: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Elio: I didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside…

Elio: But hey, it’s whatever.

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Morris: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are. Elio: Is that what you do? Morris: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Jerome: Happy Valentines day to everyone except the General, who thought it would be a good idea to hand out kazoos to EVERYONE.

Fredrica: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The entire army in the bg: *Playing All Star by Smash Mouth*

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Kittyeyes: Roger, do you want a a slice of pizza?

Roger, spazzing out because of his arm infection: Only if the the topping is The FLESH PICKED OFF YOUR BONES, REAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUuGGGHHHHHHH-

Kittyeyes: Guess that's a no, cause we only got cheese.

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Morris: Why is my resurrection taking so long?

Morris: I shouldn’t have to wait more than three days.

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Hyde, sitting in an abandoned building with the words 666 drawn on a wall in blood:

Hyde: I feel very welcome here.

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Players @ Devious: Anyway, the gates of hell are that way.

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Morris: I don't love Charle!

Morris: I just miss him when he's not around, think about him all the time, and sometimes I imagine us running toward each other in slow motion, and I'm wearing a brown suede vest!

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Charle: Tica, one more peep out of you and I’ll have to send you out the class.

Tica: Ok, fine.

Charle: Good, so-

Tica: *a marshmallow peep emerges from her mouth and falls onto the floor*

Charle: TICA!

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Lisa: Hey babe....happy one year. Ned: Ned: I’m 27.

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Devious: This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated! Sophie: Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Leah: Guys, Halloween isn’t a date on the calendar, Halloween is in your hearts!

Leah: Every time someone cries in fear, that’s Halloween!

Leah: Every time you egg someones garden, that’s Halloween!

Leah: As long as you carry the spirit of vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween!

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if morris was alive and looking after elio it would probably go down like this

Elio: Is it okay if I swear?

Morris: Yes Elio, I will allow you to swear.

Elio: F--

Morris: Yes, go on.

Elio: ...I'm nervous.