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The reasons why women take so long in the shower

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke.

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He yelled at me until we adopted him

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that is the happiest looking cat ever

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#netflix #IS THIS A FUCKIN JOKE #THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKIN JOKE #LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER #THOSE BOOKS WERE FUCKING AWESOME #A DAMN MODREN CLASSIC #THEY HOLD A PLACE IN MY HEART RIGHT NEXT TO HARRY POTTER #AND THEIR MOVIE DID NO JUSTICE #SO DON’T JOKE BECAUSE WE NEED A SERIES THAT DOES THEM RIGHT OKAY #wow i should probably not be having capslack rants about kids books but lol this is my life (via thesheriffssecretpolice)

Nope, not a joke! They’ve been planning it for a while now.

Also have this:

“I can’t believe it,” Snicket said, from an undisclosed location. “After years of providing top-quality entertainment on demand, Netflix is risking its reputation and its success by associating itself with my dismaying and upsetting books.” Netflix went on to say, “Mr. Snicket’s participation will be limited, given his emotional distress, but the project has the full involvement of his legal, literary and social representative Daniel Handler, who is often mistaken for him.”