Zoebot

Life. I'm not a fan.

[i-times-two]

I have two medium sized moles on the side of my face and one time when I was in primary school, a boy was picking on me about them. He was saying how ugly they were, when another boy came over and told him that Cindy Crawford was known for the mole on her face and that’s what made her so unique and beautiful and tbh that’s stuck with me for my whole life and now I like my moles.

Seriously, one comment can change the way someone looks at themselves for the rest of their lives, so be kind.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If another man/woman is able to steal your significant other away from you, they probably did you a favor.

[meganelixabethh]

Tbqh if you don’t want a spin off series from the USS Callister episode you’re doing it wrong

[i-times-two]

For Halloween my daughter decided to dress up as a vampire bride. 

[upper-east-side-elite]

[i-times-two]

[i-times-two]

Imogen from the Super Sisters gets a Plate!

Imogen visits the dentist to finally get her plate. The plate is there to help correct her crooked teeth. She will keep the plate in for around 6 months and ...

My children have their own YouTube account and they are more popular than I have ever been my entire life and now I feel like I have failed as a human being but have won as a parent. 

[i-times-two]

My cat does an amazing Donald Trump impersonation.

[haroldstitties81]

me: damn, anxiety is really fucking my life up

Person Who Does Not Have Anxiety: STOP BEING ANXIOUS, YOUR LIFE WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER :-) JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE, DON’T LET A SILLY THING LIKE ANXIETY STOP YOU!!

me: wow, i owe my life to you i am cured

[i-times-two]

Ugh.

[heartdisney-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder why the first person to ever suck a dick did it. And if they knew it would become such a big thing.

[picsandquotes]

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[sofapizza]

[matthealyslut]

nicoleconner:

The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken.

oh my god

The reason we’re here…

Chicken

[bellatricksters]

So the chicken came first

[adulthoodisokay]

im deleting my blog

[i-times-two]

A shoutout to everyone who gets unintentionally friend zoned due to still being in the closet.

[picsandquotes]

You don’t hold your tongue if your friend is falling for an asshole, but you respect all her decisions, even if you don’t fully agree with them.

(via picsandquotes)

[sylvysparrow]

how hard does this damn tweet go though

[tastefullyoffensive]

Can’t fault the logic of this bar. (photo by dasuberspud)