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@katiethefreak
#this show is a comedy
iwtv romantic storyline is basically: imagine you're deeply depressed and suicidal and nothing can help you, and some powerful supernatural creature falls in love with you and says "i know the secrets of the universe. i can fix you". and then guess fucking what.
now you're both depressed.
one thing about armand is his face will be completely still while his eyes move slowly around like a haunted doll all the damn time
thats how Daniel got blocked
“It’s tattered. It’s broken. But it’s mine.”
Thank you Assad and Eric for this wonderful idea. I now want to make my own Daniel plushie.
Art work is mine.
lestat de lioncourt is too silly he really said "after it took me over a century to get over my dead boyfriend, the most depressed man in all of france, i am ready to try again with my new boyfriend: the most depressed man in all of america"
the interview with the vampire cast are so funny about their characters they’re like
jacob anderson talking about louis: he is me i am him there is no separation
sam reid talking about lestat: that is my close personal friend lestat and i am also his lawyer providing his professional statements on the events taking place
assad zaman talking about armand: every time i get on set i get possessed for a few hours and wake up in my dressing room. also he’s a freak and wants that young old man bad
eric bogosian talking about daniel: i’ve always wanted to be a vampire also [spoiler spoiler spoiler]
Jason: *Explaining why he fled during the fight.* Tim disappeared, I had to find him and make sure he was all right.
Roy: This boy broke into Nightwing's home, then single-handedly blackmailed Batman at twelve, then caused multiple international incidents with Young Justice, and today he defeated Ra's al Ghul after blowing up dozens of League of Shadows bases.
Roy: Are you sure he's the one you should be worrying about?
Tim: oh Jason can't kill me anymore Jason: can't???? Tim: if you kill me, it'll be (Red Hood former alias of) the Joker killing (Red) Robin Tim: which means I will have aped every major aspect of your tenure as Robin, and since you'll have killed me, you'll be the one who made me your perfect replacement Jason: ...wh- Dick: okay, wait, getting killed by the Joker is NOT every aspect of Jason's tenure as Robin- Tim: I embezzled a Batmobile from Batman (stealing the Batmobile tires) Tim: I dropped out of high school (never got to finish) Tim: I was hated by the Robin before me (Dick hating Jason) Tim: and my falling out with Batman was based on him thinking I killed someone I didn't when they fell off a building (Bruce thinking Jason pushed Felipe Garzonas off a balcony) Tim: oh! and since Ra's al Ghul wants me alive, I'm reasonably sure he'd use the Lazarus Pit to revive me, so I could take that too! then I can get to work on stealing your identity as Red Hood :) Jason: Dick: Tim: I already took Red Robin :) Dick: ...wh- Jason: Tim, I hate you, I hate you so goddamn much. You are my favorite brother. You are the only Bat I respect and the only one I will ever willingly work with. You are completely insane. You are the best Robin there ever has been or ever will be. What the fuck is wrong with you. I love you. I'm going to shoot you in the leg now. Tim: make sure you miss the femoral artery!
Imagine: Bruce gets the ability to see people's kill counts
He's not surprised to see that Damian's and Jason's are pretty high.
He's not surprised to see that Dick's is pretty low, for a vigilante.
He's shocked to see that Tim's is way higher than he'd thought (he would be asking about that later...).
He faints when he sees Alfred's.
things that make Gotham criminals say “oh shit”:
Batman showing up to the hideout and not asking any questions
Nightwing cracking his escrima sticks together with 0 witty banter or foreplay
Red Hood when his hands are shaking
Injured Robin and Batman known to be in near proximity 
Any sightings of Batman on Robin II’s death anniversary
Superman in Gotham without an escort
Batman speeding through the Narrows on a motorcycle and not the Batmobile
Red Hood abandoning his guns and throwing punches instead
Robin fighting with a sword and 0 supervision
Jim Gordon trying to quit cigarettes for the 19th time on the night shift
Any captured Batkid too injured/tired/frightened to taunt the responsible criminals
Batman bleeding and/or missing any major parts of his armor
Any Bat vigilante other than Duke outside during daylight hours
Any sighting of the Black Bat
Any of the Batfam hit by Scarecrow's toxin
Not having seen Batman on the streets for more than a week
Robin with an injured animal nearby
• Signal being out at night, after he had already the day shift earlier
• Any of the Bat kids calling for "Dad!" in a fight
I hate when ppl make Tim the 'weakest' physical fighter of batfam,.
hes canonically the best Bo staff user in the dc and has got train training from some of the worlds best fighters that include (but arent limited to):
Batman, Nightwing, Alfred Pennyworth, Lady Shiva, Cassandra Cain, Ra's Al Ghul and Batgirl 1/Oracle,
Tim is a BAMF as well as an excellent detective and I need to see more fics using that as a tag. OK? Ok.
You can't tell me the guy who went and saved batman at least twice one of which he wasn't even allowed a suit he was just vibing in jeans a hoodie and a homemade mask before his training was complete, in fact that's how he got the job, by saving batman, isn't a BAMF. That's not how this works.
Ra's Al ghul respects him. For a goddamn reason. He has canonically beaten multiple of his teachers = arguably he has evolved to become a case of student outlearns the teacher, and wasn't the assassin tournament purely for those of extreme skill?
He has learnt from the best and worst of his teachers. He knows how to do they're best manoeuvres and how not to make their mistakes. For example, asking for help when needed. (And finding alternate routes if it's not given) He was taught back when Batman was harshest to his Robins- debatably, this means he can take a harsher beating, and/or has a stricter skill set.
He successfully stalked Batman, and Dick Grayson and quite possibly the other heroes too. And even ignoring the fannon tim-has-been-directly-stalking-them-for-years, he did successfully stalk Batman and get the photos to give to Dick. He stalked Dick enough to know where he'd gone even when the Titans didn't, and knew where he lived, even as no-one else knew he knew. This indicates that he's amazing at stealth- possibly better than Batman himself, as he had no training in this prior.
He has clear analytical skill which he uses to outsmart Ras Al Ghul despite being in an arguably severe depression at the time, and presumably uses the knowledge he gains from that analysis ability. He's gained Ra's respect as a Detective.
Not to mention the Council of Spiders. Extremely effective Killers, thay killed the League if assassins (a group generally considered to consist of some of the most deadly assassins in the world) for sport. A single Spider killed whole groups of assassins at once. And Tim took on seven of them and won.
I could honestly go on and on. The other characters are also bamf and extremely cool as well, don't get me wrong, but Tim Drake is not the weakest member of the batfam.
I think (I may be wrong but I think) that this misguided belief comes from 3 main places:
1. He won't kill. (I argue however, this is his strongest trait. His morals is so strong he stopped Batman at his lowest, however, unlike batman, he has a good balance of not killing and being able to work with Killers if and when needed). But this is a sharp difference to the multiple assassins in the Family, and Jason and damian who have tried to kill him. I argue that if Tim decided he wanted to use lethal force against them he would have won, because he knows their weaknesses and let's them underestimate him, but he didn't use that full skillset, which was probably a smart manoeuvre as he can now use it if anything goes too far
2. He doesn't always use his full power or moves or skill set. For example, I rarely see him utilising his skill with a slingshot. This is a calculated manoeuvre however, makes his full skill a card up his sleeve, and one of the lessons he was taught by Lady Shiva- let them underestimate you, it will be their downfall.
3. A bo staff, in comparison to guns, swords and electric charged staffs seems less dangerous. However, ignoring the fact that it has a knife in the end, it's actually a very dangerous weapon, and generally agreed that Tim chose it because it was the least lethal out of all the options he was given to lesrn; this means 2 things- 1. He was probably taught how to kill with it, so unlike others who need a specialised weapon, give this man a stick and he'll be fine, and 2. It implies that he knows just how deadly he could be with other weapons.
4. Fannon depiction, particularly of his poor mental health leading to a misguided impression of Tim being akin to a kitten soaked in the rain, rather than a rather yes, whilst being a poor-mental-health suffering character, he is actually still extremely dangerous, honestly more dangerous the worse his mental health gets. Tim has his lows and poor mental health, but for some reason I find that fics seem to depict him as being less able to function, when actually, the guy's response to poor mental health is extremely intelligent (if misguided and kinda manic) cloning attempts, and taking down the league of assassins and council of spiders at the same time, and similarly to Batman, becoming harsher and crueller against foes in the face of grief. Also, this angsty period isn't the entirety of his era.
Anyways, I could ramble forever, but I'll stop there.
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The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2
(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)
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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off.
Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse?
Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended
In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–
Keep reading
"apparently if we do a miracle together it all works a bit too well" listen LISTEN i think this is why. i think the magnitude and power of that miracle they did together is what alerted the metatron and why he has come to separate them by all means, because they have not realized yet quite how powerful they are together and what that could mean!! this is why, i think???? they used to do each other's miracles and temptations for each other, but never with, and that could change everythign and could get in the way of certain Ineffable Plans (that i don't think are necessarily God's, looking at you villain metatrash)
Okay, so!!!! This post will have spoilers for the very end of Good Omens season 2, but I have a theory about that ending and I'll explain--
Something was bothering me, so I just went back and watched the ending like actually 30 times and I am fully 99.999999% certain they switched places
As they're pulling away after the kiss, they lock eyes and Aziraphale's expression shifts in the teeniest tiniest way, like a confirmation glance, before they shift back (and Michael Sheen is a master, so no chance it's not on purpose)
(Like really, go back and watch how Aziraphale's expression shifts literally *a second* before "I forgive you" cuz the change is SO minute, but entirely different emotionally.)
Aziraphale's hands -stay by his sides- after that, he doesn't clasp them at all, and it's particularly noticeable while he's walking to the elevator with Metatron.
The Bentley only ever plays other music for Aziraphale, but also Crowley drives away slowly, but ALSO Crowley's collar is fully turned down but you -can- see bits of the red underside in several scenes (particularly before he changes in heaven), but you don't see it -at all- after the kiss
And Aziraphale's face IS weird in the elevator like everyone says, BUT. after going back and watching both, I'm pretty darn sure that's cuz it's Michael Sheen's Crowley, it's the SAME as during Aziraphale's trial in season 1.
This also explains why they're on opposite sides than they're usually shown while the end credits roll.