ave atque vale

us angels made from neon and fucking garbage scream out ----- what will save us?

[katnissboob]

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[paddfoot]

now would be a great time for the minister for magic to come and intervene with muggle politics

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[absnow]

2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels.

[quietdoppelganger]

Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two equally terrible and boring boys.

[cyan-istes-deactivated20171222]

girls like girls is such a good and pure song and this world needs at least 38 more cute summery songs about girls loving girls tbh

[somenigerianbelle]

I low key wish I was pretty. Like really pretty. Like gorgeous. The kind of good looks that have everyone wanting to know who you are and where you came from and wondering how you ended up in the same space as them.

[eur0trash-blog]

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

[rose-meri]

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

[intangiblesuggestion]

i love blurry photographs of people on adventures because someone wanted to record the moment but they were having too much fun to take a good photograph.

[gothant]

[flowerylatin]

these songs always helps me to fall asleep and to wake up.

 I hope they help you a lil bit too.

fall asleep [listen]

wake up [listen]

“always remember to

fall asleep with a dream

and wake up with

a purpose.”

[lookingforhalsey]

Halsey performing at the Grammy museum in LA.

[diablocodys]

oh those g r y f f i n d o r s ;

[sailrmoon]

[herhmione]

the big seven + quotes

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

disney fucking caused brexit

[thexfiles]

interested to see how 2016 will get worse from here

[thexfiles]

well folks let me just say

[fag]

i’m Elizabeth