i dreamt that you changed the url and turned this blog into a homestuck blog
this is hands-down the best dream/nightmare someone has submitted to my inbox
THIS IS THE WORST THING YOUVE EVERR DONE

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i dreamt that you changed the url and turned this blog into a homestuck blog
this is hands-down the best dream/nightmare someone has submitted to my inbox
THIS IS THE WORST THING YOUVE EVERR DONE
Kiawe: Fuck this! Fuck that! Fuck you! Fuck everything! Fuck off! FUCK!
Ash: What’s going on?
Mallow: Somebody told Kiawe he has to put on a shirt for an event tonight.
tell ur dogs i said hi ok?
imagine being kinkshamed AND cockblocked by your own fucking twin
Jefferson: Wait for it, wait for it. 9:01. Alexander Hamilton is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?
Burr: His alarm didn’t go off.
Jefferson: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
Madison: Ooh! He was taken in his sleep.
Jefferson: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Mads, but way more plausible than Burr’s idiotic alarm clock theory.
Washington: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck
Mori: You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Haruhi: You’re never making me breakfast.
Tamaki: From now on, we’ll be using codenames.
Tamaki: Kyoya. Codename: “Been There, Done That.”
Tamaki: Haruhi is “Currently Doing That”
Tamaki: Hikaru is “It Happened Once in a Dream”
Tamaki: Kaoru. Codename: “If I Had To Pick One of the Twins”
Tamaki: Honey is… “Eagle 2”
Honey: Oh, thank god
Tamaki: *seeing Mori walking in* “I’d Be Lying If I Said I Hadn’t Thought About It” is in position.
Different Types of Drinkers: (Ouran High School Host Club Edition)
Tamaki: Has one margarita and is completely wasted, falls asleep on someone’s lap.
Kyoya: Is sipping on wine in the corner of the bar.
Honey: Is drinking sweet and fruity cocktails while enjoying some desserts.
Mori: Is silently drinking sake while making sure Honey doesn’t fall off a chair.
The Twins: Downing shots with linked arms.
Haruhi: Is drinking a coke because she has to drive everyone home.
the signs as ouran high school host club types
the princely type- leo, taurus
the cool type- capricorn, virgo
the boy lolita type- pisces, cancer
the strong and silent type- aquarius, libra
the little devil type- aries, scorpio
the natural type- sagittarius, gemini
Honey: Just be yourself.
Tamkai: Be myself? Honey, I have one day to win over Haruhi's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Mori: Couple of weeks.
Kyoya: Six months.
Hikaru and Kaoru, simultaneously: Jury's still out.
Ouran High School Roast Club
the hosts get together and make fun of every one
Ouran Koukou Host Club : A Summary
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Mitsukuni (Honey-sempai)
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Takashi (Mori-sempai)
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Tamaki
Looks like they could kill you and actually could kill you: Kyoya
Sinnamon Roll: Hitachiin Twins
Tamaki: Which country has the most birds?
Tamaki: PortuGEESE.
Kyoya: That's a language.
Haruhi: PortuGULL.
Kaoru: Nice recovery.
Hikaru: Don't you mean nice reDOVEry?
Mori (internally): Turkey. How did we miss Turkey.
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