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INCORRECT HAMILTON QUOTES! Submissions very welcome! Queue set to post 3 times each day. (11:30am, 3pm, 6:30pm)

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the fact that y’all are still VERY active in the notifs on this blog is...........QUITE IMPRESSIVE

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Hamilton: How did none of you hear what I just said? Lafayette: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours. Laurens: I got distracted about halfway through. Burr: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Washington: You were ordered to stand down!

Hamilton: I did, but I fell up again.

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Burr: Does anyone have any cologne? Jefferson?

Jefferson: No, Madison said I’m not allowed to wear cologne again until I prove I can be responsible with it.

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You're amazing ❤

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Burr: Sir, do you have a minute?

Washington: Yes, a lifetime of them. And they are suddenly going by very slowly.

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Laurens: But what do I have to offer?

Hamilton: Do not talk about yourself like that.

Laurens: Come on, guys, what do I bring to the table?

Hamilton: That's easy, man. You're the cute one.

Laurens: What?

Hamilton: That's right. Look, I'm the hot one, Lafayette’s the silly one, Mulligan is the cool one, and you're the cute one.

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Burr: Angelica, can I sit?

Angelica: I certainly hope so, just not with me.

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You're fantastic and your blog is fantastic and I love it so much

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I love your blog! Have a great day 💓💖

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I love youuuuuuuuuuu ❤❤❤❤❤

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What's this feeling? Could it be? LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR YOU AND YOUR BLOG? Yes, it is!! ❤️❤️

That is way too emotionally supportive and I need you to shut that shit down. I’m joking thank you so much.

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Also before I start actually putting stuff into the queue, can I just say how awesome you all have been? You’re such a kind group of followers and have been so patient with me and I love each and every single one of you <3

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WHAT’S THIS FEELING?

ACTUAL MOTIVATION TO GET SOME QUOTES?

HAMILTURD DONT FAIL ME NOW

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Laurens: Are you armed ?

British Soldier: This world is ours. We have ruled it since the wheel and fire. We have no need for weapons.

Laurens: Yeah? *shoots British Soldier*

Laurens: Welcome to America!

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Hello, i've been following you for a while and i gotta say that i love these quotes !They are funny and entertaining to read ! But i noticed that it's been really quiet lately, it's ok if you ran out of quotes, or you're not interested in Hamilton anymore, i understand, but please don't let this die... i know everything has to stop someday but does it have to be now ? I'm not trying to rush you don't get me wrong, i'm just worried.

Why are you guys so darn sweet? I’m still into Hamilton don’t get me wrong but I’ve just been seriously lacking motivation to update this blog and I have other blogs to take care of and everything. I’ll try to add stuff soon and you guys wanna submit quotes, that’s cool too! Submissions are always welcome and thank you! <3

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Lafayette: Is he dead? Mulligan: I'm no doctor, but you see the way the side of his head's all caved in like that...?