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Kat | 25+ | she/her chances are that you know me from one of my many organized sideblogs - if that’s the case welcome to this mess of a main blog, enjoy your stay

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[escondidx]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

[thebartlets]

okay I'm curious....what is your criteria for a kudos-worthy fic? (pick whatever is closest for you)

never kudos (lurker, booooo)

kudos only your most favorite fics (personal taste)

kudos only fics you would recommend to others (don't be shy. ❤️ that smut fic)

kudos only fics you'd reread (this is what bookmarks are for)

kudos only fics that are complete AND that you enjoy

kudos only fics that you have read fully and enjoy, whether or not it's complete

kudos ALMOST everything, but will withhold if you really disliked it

kudos EVERYTHING. if you make it to the bottom of the page it's instant kudos.

Voting ended onJan 30

[kittypath]

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

[toskarin]

fresh green onions on top of hot noodles and anything is possible

[nortism]

This remains, to me, the most poignant Les Misérables quote

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[sacred-portal]

[boycritter]

the thing about 10 pm is that 10 pm is basically midnight if you're not careful

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[necrowyrm]

The cheese grater is hungry for the fingers of beautiful young women