huh.

disco sideblog spn sideblog if sideblog anime twt

[ahsteria]

reject rizz. stare them down with big doe eyes and off-putting allure as god intended

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[papayajuan2019]

killing myself out of habit

[fairycosmos]

truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

[greenbloods]

love it when fiction provides a lens to understand and interpret the real world. hate it when people compare real life world historic moments to fictional events

[ilynpilled]

[greenbloods]

[wordfather]

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

[kabaks]

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[quietsphere]

Mushu in Mulan 5 or something.

[phantomrose96]

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

[human-pet-they]

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

[purple-dahlias]

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

[pakchoys]

i won’t ever forget you october 3rd

[04k96]

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]