hey i guess @katt-starlight - Tumblr Blog

i was in a police chase last week and the cops tried to shoot out my tires but missed so bad they hit the speed limit sign, making it read 4.5 mph, so they, as law abiding police officers, had to slam on the brakes, allowing me to make my getaway at a brisk 20 mph

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does a cute pose despite it all

getocakes

uniformedwater

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

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friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

#staying silent but we all know who is who

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

sillyimage

x

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I have a suggestion

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I also have a suggestion

i-suggest-poly

I think I'm in love with you

miata-detector

ime not evwn egxageriating when i say this, i really like driving with a pretty girl in my passenger seat and she kisses me at red lighys and she types out tumblr posts as i dictate them to her