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lazywitchling

I have uncovered a book conspiracy I’m dying of laughter this is so funny 😂

Bad book, y’all, bad book. I’m so happy to have this, it is the WORST.

lazywitchling

Okay so on the Witchtok table, this book was written by author (A).

In the bargain bin, it's written by author (B).

I'm thinking "Well maybe the person who wrote it changed their pen name between editions, and that's why this one is in the bargain bin."

So I'm looking for the About The Author page. There isn't one. There is also no Acknowledgements, and no dedication. The author is invisible.

There IS, however, an Introduction.

In the book with (A) on the cover, the intro is signed by (A).

In the book with (B) on the cover, the intro is signed by... (A).

THE PLOT THICKENS.

In the Sources of the book (all of which are public domain), there is a listing for Original Material by... not (A)... not (B)... but (A.5). A slight variation on the name (A). Enough that it's clearly supposed to be the same person, but... it's not.

Googling author (B) gives me nothing.

Googling author (A) gives me several links to the book on various bookselling platforms, but nothing about an actual person. No twitter, instagram, facebook, personal blog, personal website... nothing. Same result for (A.5). It just redirects me to (A) and gives me the same nothing.

The one from the bargain bin has the SAME, EXACT, IDENTICAL GUTS, and the COVER is a SIMILAR DESIGN yet all the fonts have been changed. The PUBLISHER logo is still the same, but under the barcode is a little note that says "Printed in China" that is not present (at least that I saw) on the witchtok table copy.

This is a plagarized copy of a book made from public domain copy-pasta, THIS. IS. HILARIOUS!

upthewitchypunx

It's a Lisa isn't it? It's a Lisa Cunningham/Crowley/Crowly/Buckland book?

lazywitchling

Nope, but very very close!! (Images yoinked from Google)

(I'm writing up a blog post on why I keep picking up these Dumbass Books, so sit tight for that)

But yeah, that first one is the (maybe infamous?) Anastasia Greywolf. With intro by Anastasia Greywolf. Original content provided by... Anastasia Greyleaf? And then the bargain ripoff by Tamsin Chamberlin. And NONE of these people appear to actually exist.

crowsonglodge

Oh no ... Okay, so I did a series looking into this stuff awhile ago (what is time) and now feel compelled to link it here (especially as I saw someone else post it here a few days ago). Its a 4-part series, so enjoy!

There seems to be a TON of FAKE AUTHORS selling self published books about wicca and witchcraft on Amazon. Let's talk about it.

lazywitchling

AAH SWEET!! I gotta check that out when I get off work!

Enjoy!!!

Thank Oden

Billsafi

reblog if your blog is safe for trans witches, non binary witches, bisexual witches, gay witches, pansexual witches, closet witches, mental ill witches and all type of witches 🔮🌿

breelandwalker

Witchcraft Books by Bree NicGarran

Grovedaughter Witchery: Practical Spellcraft

For the witch whose town is devoid of occult shops and covens, learning the craft can be a daunting task indeed. Fortunately, there are plenty of ways for a budding practitioner to make a start.

Stroll down the forest path with Bree NicGarran, author of The Sisters Grimmoire, and discover the surprising ways you can practice your craft with commonplace items from the supermarket and the craft store. Build a travel kit for on-the-go magic. Create your own spells from scratch with a step-by-step guide. Learn how to make your own witch webs and magical powders. Uncover the secrets of walnut charms and witchballs and much, much more. Every page carries tricks of the trade and homegrown charms from the files of the Grovedaughter herself.

From besoms to banishings to a bit of good advice, Grovedaughter Witchery is the ideal book for any witch with an inclination toward a practical, no-frills approach to witchcraft.

The Sisters Grimmoire: Spells & Charms For Your Happily Ever After

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, Who’s the cleverest witch of them all?

With the spells in this book, it just might be you!

Inspired by the well-known works of The Brothers Grimm, this volume boasts over sixty original spells lovingly crafted from favorite fairy tales, along with helpful spellcrafting instructions and several indices to aid you in your journey. All of this is wrapped up with useful chapter forewords discussing the various themes within the tales, some insight into the creative process, and a bit of discussion on ethics and the usage of magic.

Whether you’re ready to yell “All Heads Off But Mine,” looking to turn your luck around with some Buried Coins, or just wanting to show the world What Big Teeth you have, there is sure to be a spell within these pages that is exactly what you’ve been looking for.

After all, who couldn’t use a bit of Happily Ever After?

Pestlework: A Book of Magical Powders & Oils

From the author of Grovedaughter Witchery comes a volume of potions and powders for all occasions, suitable to enhance the craft of any practitioner.

Old standards like Banishing Powder and Blessing Oil meet new classics like Dream Dust and Stargazer Wishing Oil. Need to rid your house of a troublesome spirit? Try a sprinkle of Ghost-Be-Gone Powder. Looking for a way to get your zest back after spellwork? Brim With Vim Vitality Oil might be just the thing. Over 200 original formulae await you within these pages, along with helpful hints, safety tips, and detailed instructions for creating your own magical powders and oils.

Collected for the first time in a single volume, these recipes are the product of twelve years of experience and much experimentation. While magic is never a guarantor of success, the potions within these pages just might give your spells the edge you need.

Visit my Amazon Author Page for listings and book reviews! You can also visit my Wordpress shop to order books and other witchy goodies directly from me. (All orders billed through Paypal. Nominal shipping charges will apply.)

Make sure you check out my podcast, Hex Positive, on your favorite podcatcher app! (Part of the Nerd and Tie Podcast Network.)

If you own a shop and would like to carry my titles, please contact me at [email protected] for wholesale information.

theprideful-deactivated20251201

as we get further into this pride month, it's a great time to remember that aces are queer and belong at pride

kattatunga

witchesversuspatriarchy

Today’s Mood is…

oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

hollowboobtheory

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

aforest2006remaster

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

aforest2006remaster

you know… these guys

fanotastic

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

citrineghost

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

lonevarg

@fanotastic more worms

fanotastic

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

fanotastic

Fuck you guys.

fanotastic

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

fanotastic

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

pen-scribbles

pfffffAHAHAHAHA LOVE it @vinejay-vinewings

theskepticalwitch

Witches!

If you are neurodivergent, disabled, chronically ill, mentally ill, or anything of the sort, remember this: You are allowed to change practices up so you can do them.

If there is a ritual that you can't do for some reason, you are fully allowed and encouraged to make it so you can!

Nonverbal spellwork exists! Rituals that are low in spoons exist! Easy and calm rituals exist! And when you come across some that aren't fashioned for you, make them work for you!

You're valid, you're not lazy or difficult, and you deserve to enjoy your craft.

thequeenrexx

Colorful, witchy aesthetics for spooky season 🎃🔮

heatherwitch

Bedridden Witch Series

For those of you who don’t know me, I suffer from a chronic illness and I spend a LOT of time bedridden. I also happen to be a witch! I don’t let being trapped in bed stop me from practicing my craft. Here are some resources I’ve compiled from my personal experiences and the help of others <3

Bedridden witch - Original edition

Bedridden witch - Nature edition

Bedridden witch - Worship edition

Bedridden witch- Divination edition

Bedridden witch - Stale energy edition

Bedridden witch - Elements edition

Bedridden witch - Pastel edition

Bedridden witch - Kitchen edition

Bedridden witch - Winter edition

Bedridden witch - Ocean edition

Bedridden witch - Love edition

Bedridden witch - Weather edition

Bedridden witch - Garden edition

Bedridden witch - Bath edition

Bedridden witch - Wheel of the Year edition

Bedridden witch - Discreet edition

Bedridden witch - The Setup

Check the notes for future updates! Updated January of 2020

heatherwitch

Witchcraft for the Chronically Fatigued

Fatigue looks at things such as tiredness, drowsiness, exhaustion, weakness, lethargy and memory issues and says “I can do all that and more!”. It leaves you feeling utterly trapped in your own body; unable to move, or even think at times. It fluctuates, but is always looming.

While this post is open for all, it is written for those who truly relate to this all-consuming feeling (due to ME/CFS, other chronic illnesses, mental illness, or undiagnosed causes). Not all of these may work for you, but hopefully they inspire something that will. For general low energy witchcraft, check out my Bedridden Witch Series!

As always: witchcraft is to be used in addition to proper medical care, treatment and medication; not as a sole alternative.

To draw energy:

If you cannot produce your own, magically created will be just fine!

Crystals.

I tend to use clear quartz for an energy boost, but trust your intuition; if something calls to you, it’s for a reason.

Keep it near your bedside table, under your pillow, hold it in your hand or place it on your body where you feel the fatigue most strongly centered.

When on the go, carry it in your pocket or wear as jewelry. If it is larger, carry in a bag and hold it when you need it.

Charge using a charging board or the elements.

Crystals for fatigue

Waters.

Physically touching water brings me energy. I keep jars of snow, rain, storm, river, stream (etc, etc.) water and will dip my fingers in it and mark that parts of my body where the fatigue feels strongest. Be aware of pollutants and do not ingest!

The same method can be done with tap water (or water charged under the sun or moon)

Drink sun water or sun tea (start with drinking safe water and let it absorb the energies of the sun).

Some people find moon water to be energizing (same process as above, just with the moon).

See also: Bedridden witch: Bath edition.

Other elements.

Note what is energizing to you and what is draining to you. Consider: the sun, moon (and it’s phases), weather (rain, overcast, snow, storm, wind), cold vs. hot, the earth, fire, air, etc.

Once you find which elements are energizing to you, find ways to incorporate them into your life. Examples: jars of different waters or soils, rocks collected from places, candles, and more.

I usually draw energy up from the earth by placing my palms flat towards the earth by the sides of my body. So if I was lying down, my arms would be at my sides with my palms facing down.

Expose yourself or protect yourself. I’ll use my personal experiences as an example here… Rain often energizes me. When it rains, I’ll open my windows, and if I’m able I’ll step outside or collect some water. On the flipside, full moons often drain me. I’ll close my windows and curtains, hang an extra blanket over my bedroom window, use water to paint protective sigils on the window and increase my wards.

See also: Bedridden witch: Elements edition and Bedridden witch: Weather edition

To manage symptoms:

Brain fog:

Brainfog lifting

“Brainfog begone” sigil

Fatigue:

Spoonie spell for energy

Energy gain spell

Energy boost spell

Energy bath

Fatigue recovery spell jar

Headaches (and migraines):

Headache healing

To banish a headache

Anti-migraine spell

Anti-migraine spell bottle

Migraine relief bath

Joint pain:

Arthritis pain relief oil

Joint pain spell

Healing spell for joints

Memory:

Memory masterpost

Memory and concentration spell

Mental reboost tea spell

Muscle pain:

Muscle pain sachet

Warming salve for sore muscles

Crystals for muscle pain (external site)

For more categories of symptoms please see my posts for symptoms relating to chronic illness and mental illness!

Practicing the craft with energy limitations:

Tips and tricks:

I highly recommend preparing things when your energy allows, so it’s always ready to go when you need it (and isn’t dependent on current energy levels).

Cleansing: Let other things do your work for you. Open your windows/get fresh air, steam or smoke, sound, etc. Bedridden energy cleansing.

Divination: Use apps when physical movement is hard. One card spreads, shorten your pendulum so you don’t need to lift your arm, divine using the elements, etc. Bedridden divination.

Spells: Make your own spell kits. Spell jars and sachets are also an excellent way to already have the spell prepared, set it up so you can simply shake it to re/activate the spell.

Warding: Create physical ties for your wards that aren’t reliant on consistent upkeep (as a failsafe), and reinforce your other ward layers when you have the energy. I create far more layers than I need so when I am unable to reinforce them, they still protect me.

Worship: Compile prayers and devotions somewhere you can easily find and read them, have a wall altar for easy maintenance, keep offerings simple (a glass of water, for example). Bedridden worship.

Many more tips and tricks in these posts:

Bedridden witch series (masterpost of all my current bedridden witch posts, including some that weren’t linked here!)

Limited hand mobility + witchcraft (divination, spells, working with flames, recording information and more)

Nonverbal witchcraft

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“My medications work as intended” and “My medications aid me” sigils

Well being in a pill bottle spell

Spoonie witch masterpost

Chronically ill + Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms

Tips for taking meds

Herb interactions

A reminder to my fellow queer witches that ancestor work doesn't have to include blood relatives. They can also be chosen family and spiritual ancestors. Queer communities have a long history of choosing their families and those relations are no less important.

There are also many LGBTQ+ figures through history who paved the way for our rights. Their past actions affect the lives we have today. Let's honor the people who brought us here.

#queer witch #witch #witchy #witchcraft #ancestors #ancestor work #witch tips #spirituality #witchblr #lgbtqia #lgbtq positivity #pagan witch #magick #witches

growing-yet-into-magic

Spellcrafting by Gerina Dunwich

So, uh…she’s definitely Wiccan.

When I picked this up, the title implied that this would teach a witch how to craft their own spells and not just rely on pre-written spells from other authors. Well, this does have a lot of pre-written spells. The section on describing how and why to use this book that is 99% correspondences is about three pages long. She spells magick with a k, mentions that the Devil isn’t real to most pagans and Wiccans, writes G*psy to describe the Rromani people, makes really vapid moral accusations about practices and religions of the African Diaspora, and honestly, doesn’t provide much of a format change from a Cunningham book. Considering how long she has been writing her books, it makes sense that a lot of her writing is very similar to the era she has been writing since.

Despite the hot, new, and trendy title, I would have expected something similar (although, to be fair, not quite this) to be available on Thriftbooks in paperback for $5.99. That is how old it feels to me. Do I think it is a bad book? Yes, but I am biased, since I am wildly bitter that she continues to refer to magic as “black” and “white” and calls African and African diasporic magics “primitive”. Hey, fuck that! Calling a poppet a poppet when used for healing and calling a poppet a “voodoo doll” when used for harm is textbook racism. I will give two bonus points for referring to the gays and the bis, and subtract them again for not mentioning trans folks. The author also implies Wiccan-style tools are necessary to perform magic, but dunks on Gardner for his influence on certain things due to his own personal preference. It’s a mixed bag of messages here.

It’s a correspondence book written from a Wiccan perspective. That’s what it is. The cover art is cool, but I would not take it too seriously. Gendering the planets are fine and all but this is not worth $15. Read it from the library. The history is spotty and downright insulting in some places, but the correspondences are thick with details and if that’s up your alley, so be it. Gonna say it’s just above absolute beginner difficulty but rates extremely low for cultural insensitivity and appropriation.

Blessings!

schrawbry-juice

Tips for baby witches, lazy witches, tired witches, or any witch really:

Enchant your morning cup of tea/coffee

Match the colours of your makeup to your intentions for the day

Visualise the water washing away all the negativity when you shower

Enchant your nail polish (bonus: match the colour to the intention, black for protection, red for love, green for prosperity, etc)

Say your affirmations (for clear skin, fading scars, reducing dullness, etc) when doing your skincare

Charge your perfume with the energy you wish to attract

When tying your shoes, visualise them symbolically protecting you from tripping and “falling” into places and situations that disturb your peace

Use music to your advantage, listen to songs that match your intentions, or alternatively, use music as a tool for divination

Some witches veil to keep their energy from draining and to protect them from others’ emotions, but a beanie works too

If you wear glasses, use them as a tool so that they help you “see clearly”

Put your moisturiser on in the shape of a sigil before massaging it in

Child’s pose is always there for you, use it when you need it (alleviates stress and anxiety, helps clear the mind, releases tension in the back, helps to steady breathing, is overall great for grounding, etc)

Visualise the A+ (on your report card/on the paper after it’s been graded/etc) right before beginning to solve your test/exam, it also helps if you can draw a sigil somewhere on the paper, or trace it on the paper with your finger

When shaving, visualise any energy buildup being shaved off as well

If you play the guitar, draw a sigil on your plectrum/pick for an added boost (this works with other instruments too)

Do not litter out of respect for nature and its spirits

Feel free to add more things onto the list

When you’re just starting out, or even when you’re just too drained to practice your craft like you used to, it can feel like there isn’t enough magic in your life. This is your daily reminder that a lot of the time, the only difference between routine and magick is intent.

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