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Renarin: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Roshar County Jail
In their rendition of the Crem Block Tango
Everyone: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same
Dalinar: You know how people have these little habits that get you down
Like Gavilar
Gavilar, he liked to have morals
No, not morals, preaching
So I came home this one day
And I'm really irritated
And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy
And there's Gavilar lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and preachin'
No, not preachin'
patronisin'
So, I said to him, I said "You tell me that one more time"
And he did
So I took the flamethrower off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
Into his city
Everyone: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same
Kasbal: I met Shallan Davar from Jah Keved about two years ago
And he stold me she was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
She'd go to the library, she'd come home
I'd fix her some bread, we'd have dinner
And then I found out
"Single" she told me
Single, my ass
Not only was she Shallan
Oh no, she had six personalities
One of those Radiants, you know
So that night when she came home from work
I fixed her her bread as usual
You know, some people just can't hold their arsenic
Everyone: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime
Adolin: Now, I'm standing in the hallway
Carvin' up a chicken for dinner
Minding my own business
In storms my rival Sadeas in a jealous rage
"You been plottin' with the father, " he says
He was crazy
And he kept on screamin'
"You been plottin' with the father"
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
Everyone: If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Kaladin: Mit kersek, en itt?
Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakóm lefogta a ferjemet
En meg Lecsaptam a fejet
De nem igaz
En artatlan vagyok
Nem tudom
Mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem
Probaltam
A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
Adolin: Yeah, but did you do it?
Kaladin: Uh uh, not guilty!
Odium: My brother, Tanavast and I had this double act
And my wife, Cultivation traveled round with us
Now, for the last number in our act
We did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles
Back flips, flip flops
One right after the other
So this one night before the show we are down at the Reishi Isles
The three of us, boozin'
Havin' a few laughs
And we ran out of ice
So I go out to get some
I come back, open the door
And there's Tanavast and Cultivation
Doing number sixteen
The spread chicken
Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
Everyone: They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along
I didn't do it (she didn't do it)
But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime)
I didn't do it (and then they used it)
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Szeth: I admired Taravangian
More than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
Sensitive, a creator
But he was always trying to make me find myself
He'd send me out every night looking for myself
And on the way
I found Gavilar
Hanavanar
Azir’s Vizier and I
I guess you could say I broke them up
Because of artistic differences
They saw themselves as alive
And I saw them dead
Everyone: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThey had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us)
And they abused us (and they abused us)
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
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