Kaladin: Alright Princeling, and how many hours of sleep did YOU get last night?
Adolin: A full seven hours.
Kaladin: Straight?
Adolin: No, bisexual.
Kaladin: That’s not what I-
Shallan: Wow Kaladin, you act so concerned about his sleep and then you proposition him?
Kaladin, somewhat flustered: Storms I hate hanging out with you two.
Pattern: Mmmmmmmmmmmm














