I Miss The Aes Sedai Milfs

Andy. Mid 20ing in a mid way. My bad taste is straining what many are willing to consider the duality of man and imperfection of the flesh.

[randalthorstits]

sexysideoftheforce -> targaryenfamilyorgy

[randalthorstits]

-> dickingdownsolas -> randalthorstits

[randalthorstits]

Wahhhh thinking abt the f/f disappointment in i the forgotten one vs me thinking the game isnt rly abt romance vs the fact that there is a little romance so why no f/f vs me rly like game anyway

[peircent]

I'm playing it for the first time and yeah my only disappointment so far is the lack of f/f romances. I wanted to play a huge, scary lesbian but all the romance options surrounding me are men.

Maybe there's more in the second book?

[randalthorstits]

I romanced Obren and I think he could have easily been one of those gender variant romances a lot of if books do so if you choose lesbian Obren is now a female knight and basically it’s all the same. Like if the marshal can be a woman I dont see why a knight couldnt be. It’s just one of those little things I think would have elevated the game even more(the military strategy is goated fr)

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[randalthorstits]

3 beers in. No buzz. Whats the point

[randalthorstits]

Abt to cuss out an old woman who is my neighbor

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[randalthorstits]

He’s my baby angel sweetness

[randalthorstits]

Baby Clark being baby

[randalthorstits]

He’s my baby angel sweetness

[thealphapigeon]

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

[randalthorstits]

Kamandi said thighs out, tits out, pistol out

[randalthorstits]

Lana and Chloe should have kissed

[randalthorstits]

Reading comics is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[randalthorstits]

Theyre always rebooting and relaunching and hurting me specifically

[ladyhawke]

THE LAST UNICORN (1982) dir. Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin Jr.

[randalthorstits]

Reading comics is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[depsidase]