Kuafu

Sol of Loyalty/honorary girl | Run by @thesunnysunsun

[kaufu]

hypothetically for no particular reason at all totally if I were to make a Ruyi rp blog would it be chill if I interacted with you?

Do whatever you want forever, be free, peace and love <333

[kaufu]

I doodled you (and Yi) in cozy sweaters :3

Oh oh wait wait this is oh wait im tearing up oh my god this is the best day ever. Onto the fridge

[kaufu]

I AM. SO SORRY. IT SHOWED UP ON MY FEED TODAY IDK WHY I MISSED THIS??????

I play the long game

[kaufu]

You know what.. I'm coming out of retirement, just for you Hello Def-not-apollo. I have been pulled out of my hibernation pod, by the wondrous sound of 18 tumblr notifications in a row, I rise, and I see you, and I love you Not even going to tag this.. I trust you will see..

[kaufu]

Uuuuuhhh you

Hmm yeah. Onto the fridge

[shuan-shuan]

Contrary to popular belief, big brother Yi is actually taller than 3 apples!

(Barely)

[kaufu]

Barley

[tiandaocouncil]

Wait why did we get into a relationship on the same day… into a gay relationship with a good friend and classmate, no less.

Do you care to repeat yourself?

[gou-mang]

WHEN IS IT MY TURN

[tiandaocouncil]

Have you considered the problem may lie with you if I of all people managed to get a date first?

[moxxieh3re]

Me and my gf I got with on the day you did :b

[kaufu]

Even the apeman got more game than you Goumang...

[gou-mang]

I’m so gay…

[xxfeng-superiorityxx]

Gay and merry? You do work hard, so I should hope the fruits of your labor--literally--bring you joy.

[gou-mang]

I’m a lesbian Nuwa.

[xxfeng-superiorityxx]

Oh

[tiandaocouncil]

We all knew this.

[jininesols-deactivated20260419]

Even without my clairvoyance, it was quite clear

[kaufu]

The closet was made of glass girl

[gou-mang]

It’s not coming out if you’re open about it??? I thought everyone knew. My clothes are the colors of the lesbian flag for Fusang’s sake

[kaufu]

Oh no, I wasn't talking about you

[gou-mang]

I’m so gay…

[xxfeng-superiorityxx]

Gay and merry? You do work hard, so I should hope the fruits of your labor--literally--bring you joy.

[gou-mang]

I’m a lesbian Nuwa.

[xxfeng-superiorityxx]

Oh

[tiandaocouncil]

We all knew this.

[jininesols-deactivated20260419]

Even without my clairvoyance, it was quite clear

[kaufu]

The closet was made of glass girlie pop

[reservoir-shanhai]

* shganhais veebbl like : that trapped )) me in a fucking csphere

* abacuses beckilike : they trarpped me in a fucking spheres

* Oh God helpkme I can't fucking type where is aauatocorrect when zyou need it

[kaufu]

Ohh uh. Yikes Sorryyyy we trapped you in the sphere er....... Drop one of these in there it'll make you feel better

[kaufu]

Im such a good robot dad.

[reservoir-shanhai]

* Wow, thanks Lord kuafu! I-

* Dad it's hacking me.

[kaufu]

Be nice and share with your new brother Robo fish

[reservoir-shanhai]

* shganhais veebbl like : that trapped )) me in a fucking csphere

* abacuses beckilike : they trarpped me in a fucking spheres

* Oh God helpkme I can't fucking type where is aauatocorrect when zyou need it

[kaufu]

Ohh uh. Yikes Sorryyyy we trapped you in the sphere er....... Drop one of these in there it'll make you feel better

[kaufu]

Im such a good robot dad.

[reservoir-shanhai]

* shganhais veebbl like : that trapped )) me in a fucking csphere

* abacuses beckilike : they trarpped me in a fucking spheres

* Oh God helpkme I can't fucking type where is aauatocorrect when zyou need it

[kaufu]

Ohh uh. Yikes Sorryyyy we trapped you in the sphere er....... Drop one of these in there it'll make you feel better

[tiandaocouncil]

.

He did not just do that.

[reservoir-shanhai]

* Congratulations on the new husband!

- party kazoo -

[tiandaocouncil]

What

[kaufu]

Your the one that said yes I'm just saying

[reservoir-shanhai]

* Look I even drew you both! You're so cute together! ^^

[tiandaocouncil]

...Thanks.

[kaufu]

OOOOOOHH WOWWWW Its beautiful im so proud Straight onto the fridge it goes

[chiyuuou]

Hello my beloved followefs. It is I. Chiyou. I drew these

[hengposting]

These are wonderful, each piece perfectly depicts Eigong. I hope to see more of your art in the future!

[gou-mang]

Disrespectful. Delete these

[chiyuuou]

Here I made an illustration of you as well

[gou-mang]

I.

Hm.

The ears are too small.

[chiyuuou]

I appreciate the constructive criticism i madethem bigger

[kaufu]

Don't let the haters get you down these are all very accurate

[tiandaocouncil]

.

He did not just do that.

[reservoir-shanhai]

* Congratulations on the new husband!

- party kazoo -

[tiandaocouncil]

What

[kaufu]

Your the one that said yes I'm just saying

[tiandaocouncil]

Is Kuafu single? He's kinda hot.

...Why are you asking me this, and not him? @kaufu

[kaufu]

Idk we're about to find out @tiandaocouncil Will you go on a date with me? 💐

[tiandaocouncil]

After hours of consideration, I will give you my answer. Meet me at the desk in the Pavilion; you'll hear it in person.

[kaufu]

Of course thats very reasonable ... Yi ignore the rest of this post this is for Ji

@jininesols HELP YOU HAVE FUTURE VISION I NEED TO KNOW IF IM COOKED OR NOT

[jininesols-deactivated20260419]

Ah, if you really need my advice; just talk to him. He’s been waiting long enough.

[kaufu]

UPDATE

[tiandaocouncil]

Is Kuafu single? He's kinda hot.

...Why are you asking me this, and not him? @kaufu

[kaufu]

Idk we're about to find out @tiandaocouncil Will you go on a date with me? 💐

[tiandaocouncil]

After hours of consideration, I will give you my answer. Meet me at the desk in the Pavilion; you'll hear it in person.

[kaufu]

Of course thats very reasonable ... Yi ignore the rest of this post this is for Ji

@jininesols HELP YOU HAVE FUTURE VISION I NEED TO KNOW IF IM COOKED OR NOT