Polite Menace

Roman, twenty-four, he/him, fem. Your local catboy 🦧𓆏

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[tendebill]

[part 1] rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[snifsnoof]

so many stars take care of me, take care of those they love ♬⋆.˚

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[sacred-portal]

[segamascott]

[wrotten]

Vintage Heart Shaped Woven Wicker Rattan Basket

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

this person needs to get real

[minart-was-taken]

On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.

[segamascott]

[achesspiece]

[starrypawz]

@ejunkiet

[bedupolker]

A scorpion and a crawfish.

Thought about making this a longer comic but for now it’s just me fooling around with ink + digital painting

(lyrics are from Half Life by the Symposium)

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[bedupolker]

Taming of the Kern River

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?