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Max. big oil immoral sport art sideblog. 18+

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hi I'm Max

all art is tagged with the drivers' initials + numbers (drivers that left before 2014 = initials only), plus full names for art that isn't shamelessly shippy (emphasis on the shameless)

18+ freaks only

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simi and makkinen <3

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It's not outside the realm of possibility that in 1999 the Pope threatened Michael Schumacher to race in the Malaysian Grand Prix or else.

Some light reading in chronological order:

Sunday October 3rd, 1999 - Schumacher Decides not to Resume Racing this Year

Monday October 4th, 1999 - Ferrari's Report on Schumacher

Wednesday October 6th, 1999 - Schumacher meets the Pope

Friday October 8th, 1999 - Schumacher to Race in Malaysia After all

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you like drawing smoke huh

hell yeah, smoke is the only thing i would draw if i could get away with it

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'92 makkinen from a wip

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fem!simi <3

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makkinen mindgames

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having a blast 🩵

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Mika: since I'm more experienced than you in F1 (by half a season) you must want my advice Michael: not at all

and then they both DNF'd 💚

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makkinen coming together over a beer for @racingghost~

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girls girls girls (and one loser boy)

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Day 7 for @simi-week: FIA Gala

Stealing a little moment for themselves in 2012. Kimi insists that Seb celebrate like a real winner: with a cigar. Meanwhile Seb is trying to control his thoughts about whether this counts as an indirect kiss.

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Day 6 of @simi-week: Games

A BoTW-inspired Legend of Zelda AU where Kimi is the silent knight assigned to prince Seb.

Bonus:

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Day 5 of @simi-week: Sports

Hockey AU where Seb’s a pest and Kimi’s an enforcer!

Seb’s a pro at being insufferable, but he absolutely hams it up because it makes Kimi laugh. He also usually gets away with it because to get to him you have to go through Kimi, and no one wants to deal with that. Meanwhile Kimi’s only really an enforcer when it comes to Seb, and everyone else in the team better know how to fight if they’re gonna taunt the opponent 🤭

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Day 4 of @simi-week: Fantasy

Shapeshifter AU. Farmboy Seb is sent to slay the seven-headed dragon, only to find out it’s his beloved Kimi.

Extra under the cut:

"Beyond the horizon there flows the river of the dead, and along its margins you will find the lotus flower..."

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Day 3 of @simi-week : Sickness

Hanahaki Disease AU where both Seb and Kimi are sick. The feelings are overwhelming and the line between a flower and a weed is blurry.

Seb spits cornflowers, which apparently in folklore used to be worn by young men in love, and if the petals faded fast it meant their love was unrequited. It's like a bad joke when the petals he coughs up never lose their bright colour.

Kimi's lilies of the valley are supposed to mean the return of happiness in flower language. Which is an interesting contrast to the fact that they're slowly killing him. They also look like tears. Maybe it's a metaphor for the pain he won't allow himself to show.

If only they were honest with each other...

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Day 2 of @simi-week: Boss/Employee

Socialite Sebi and her bodyguard Kimi. Also it's the 80s.

Bonus:

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Day 1 of @simi-week: Fairy tales

A Sleeping Beauty x Snow Queen mashup where a stray snowflake embedded itself into the Ice King's heart and cursed him to a frozen sleep. Can the Summer Knight's true love's kiss sunshine melt it away?

Spoilers:

"He's still sleepy??"