Uncute Tip#8 (What will get you caught up)
So I decided to post this here in the main shoplifting tag as I felt it didnât give anything away but some useful ass tips, and yall mofos should follow my private blog for more tips like this cause I ainât posting any more here lol.Â
Also itâs all messed up in the tag, just saw that. Sorry. Itâs all organized and cute on my blog thingy.
So I named this an uncute tag simply because itâs not cute. Iâve been doing just fine without these special extra tools or tricks and havenât been caught yet. Some things arenât for everyone. Iâll list what will get you caught/addicted.
Magnetâs/Hooks: These nifty little tools are great for people who sell shoplifted goods for a living however these can get you in a  LOAD of shit.
I personally would never consider purchasing a magnet/hook, as this can lead to addictive behavior. Remember that shoplifting and all of this is a CRIME. It is not a job or hobby. ITâS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING THEM, I JUST WOULDNâT GET THEM, THATS ALL.
Being caught and having these on you will change your petty crime charges into something wayyyyy more serious. You can go from a fine to actual real real jail time.
You get stuck to metal objects. Now a good friend of mine on here told me about how she would get stuck to displays  when she had her magnets on her. Suspicious or nah?
Theyâre very loud, if youâre in a quiet store the only thing employeeâs will hear is the sound of you detaching tags. no good.
BEING LOUD AND ABOUT: Have you just known someone who was loud about everything? Will in the world of being a criminal, being loud and just plain out there can ruin your life. Literally. You want to be so quiet and out of view that they forgot you ever came in the store.
Ways to ruin your stealth:
Dropping Items. Like this is actually really bad, donât do this, keep steady hands.
Talking to EVERY employee. Itâs okay to talk to one at the MOST. But donât talk to every employee because theyâll just be on your back trying to continue a conversation with you.
Being and look awkward. This means being clumsy, and fidgeting, itâs really hard to conceal while fidgeting, iâll tell you one thing.
Having a HUGE bag. Nothing more suspicious. Like youâll knock things down and look awkward and causing you to speak to employeeâs and youâll be breaking all the rules listed here, lol.
Having BAD partners:Â Itâs one thing to shoplift, but to shoplift with a bad partner is asking to be thrown in the slammer.
Effects of having a bad partner and how it Affects you:
They get caught, you get caught. Rather they snitch or you to are close together.
Theyâre obvious. From the moment they walk in theyâre suspicious.
Theyâre loud and about. Always in the view, canât shut up and act so proud.
Theyâre clueless. âAre you going to steal that?!â Bad partner asks while lp is already prepared to tackle you.
They act like children. Following behind you, always asking what to do, chickening out.
 Will sell you out. They will cry, beg and plead to lp that you kidnapped them and made them shoplift.
Shoplifting EVERY DAY:Â This is a complete no no. I shouldnât have to explain why.
What it will do to you and your well being:
It will become addictive. It will, no doubt about it. Youâll want to shoplift everyday, want to shoplift bigger things and get sloppy while at it.
Youâll become an even bigger cheap-stake. Youâll cry over paying for that 1$ bottle of soda because you could have stuffed it in your butthole, oooo nooo.
Youâll become recognized. The cameras will see you more often, entering the store and not buying a single thing if not shoplifting their store. Theyâll start to wonder why certain items you picked up went missing and youâll be the suspect. Next time you come in, BAM, RIGHT IN SLAMMER.
Youâll get lazy.I mentioned this but you will. Youâll want every thing to just come without a price and slip and then BAM, RIGHT IN THE SLAMMER.
Youâll get caught. You will, you didnât listen to this beautiful post, and did all the things I said not to do and now look at you. In da slammer ye go.
Okay, guys that all I could think of for right now, I think I did good, as a lazy girl with bad grammar. Iâd like to think I was very real in this post.Â
