My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
“Are you a boy, or a girl?”
“I’m a failure.”
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My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
“Are you a boy, or a girl?”
“I’m a failure.”
This is actually how most of them act.
I could never be a teacher
Rihanna & Rihanna Jr.
I’m glad we all think this
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.
The thing I love ( and hate) about it is that they’re parents ignore them, but in different ways. Alison’s parents flat out ignore her like she was an accident. Andrew’s parent’s give him so much aggressive attention but still see right past him. Two completely different situations and they both feel the same. I love this movie.
Why is this year like this
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
I'm ready to stop realizing things
I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT
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Dan poncho your Bobbie s
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED
you missed the best bit
The fuck point (n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it
i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been
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