Jesus Fuck

What is even going on here?

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[raining-skies]

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

[cryptidsareeverywhere]

🌲CryptidPlushies🌲Follower🌲Giveaway🌲

Thank you all so much for the overwhelming support and general loveliness I have been shown by this community! I figured since so many of you have expressed an interest in my work I would try and give back as much as I can!!

Rules for Giveaway:

Must be following me @cryptidsareeverywhere (it is a giveaway for followers afterall)

Must be comfortable sending me your information for shipping purposes.

Reblogs count as one entry. You may enter as many times as you wish but please don’t spam your followers! That is no fun for anybody!

This goes without saying but I’m doing it anyway. No spam blogs or porn blogs adding your links to whatever you have going on thank you.

This giveaway will be limited to the United States unless you are willing to cover the shipping costs as overseas shipping can get pricey!!

Please don’t be rude to others when reblogging, it won’t help your chances!

If you win I will contact you on tumblr and you will have three (3) days to get back to me with your information or I will choose another winner!

What am I giving away?

There will be three different prizes to give as many people as I can a chance at something!

1st Prize:

1 full size Mothman plush

1 mini Mothman plush pin

2 hand embroidered cryptid patches

2nd Prize:

1 Full size Mothman

1 hand embroidered cryptid patch

3rd Prize:

1 Mini Mothman plush pin

1 hand embroidered cryptid patch

Winners will be chosen at 12 midnight est on October 1st, 2018!

If you would like to purchase one of my plushies you can find them at www.etsy.com/shop/cryptidplushies

If you have any questions please feel free to contact me!!

Good luck and thank you all again so much!!

🌲CRYPTIDSAREEVERYWHERE🌲

[cryptidsareeverywhere]

🌲TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!! Y'ALL HAVE UNTIL 11:59 PM EST!!! 🌲

[cryptidsareeverywhere]

Oh snap 3 hours left!!

[cryptidsareeverywhere]

🌲CryptidPlushies🌲Follower🌲Giveaway🌲

Thank you all so much for the overwhelming support and general loveliness I have been shown by this community! I figured since so many of you have expressed an interest in my work I would try and give back as much as I can!!

Rules for Giveaway:

Must be following me @cryptidsareeverywhere (it is a giveaway for followers afterall)

Must be comfortable sending me your information for shipping purposes.

Reblogs count as one entry. You may enter as many times as you wish but please don’t spam your followers! That is no fun for anybody!

This goes without saying but I’m doing it anyway. No spam blogs or porn blogs adding your links to whatever you have going on thank you.

This giveaway will be limited to the United States unless you are willing to cover the shipping costs as overseas shipping can get pricey!!

Please don’t be rude to others when reblogging, it won’t help your chances!

If you win I will contact you on tumblr and you will have three (3) days to get back to me with your information or I will choose another winner!

What am I giving away?

There will be three different prizes to give as many people as I can a chance at something!

1st Prize:

1 full size Mothman plush

1 mini Mothman plush pin

2 hand embroidered cryptid patches

2nd Prize:

1 Full size Mothman

1 hand embroidered cryptid patch

3rd Prize:

1 Mini Mothman plush pin

1 hand embroidered cryptid patch

Winners will be chosen at 12 midnight est on October 1st, 2018!

If you would like to purchase one of my plushies you can find them at www.etsy.com/shop/cryptidplushies

If you have any questions please feel free to contact me!!

Good luck and thank you all again so much!!

🌲CRYPTIDSAREEVERYWHERE🌲

[cryptidsareeverywhere]

🌲TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!! Y'ALL HAVE UNTIL 11:59 PM EST!!! 🌲

[cryptidsareeverywhere]

Oh snap 3 hours left!!

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[inmyworlddaydreaming]

Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼

[vamprology]

Wouldn’t hurt to try

[folly-of-alexandria]

[catchymemes]

[justanothergreyface]

@flockoflamingos

[thoodleoo]

so everyone knows homer’s smash hit the iliad, right? well, the sequel’s pretty good too. if you haven’t checked it out yet you really

odyssey it

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

????

Homer Smash????

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[iievelyn-blog]

[chopshopflower]

Fashionable Clothing

NASA || Cactus

Lace up || Buttons

Roses are red || Bonjour

Plant  || Angel

Striated || Flower

Which one is your  favorite？

[retrogamingblog]

Eeveelution Pins from the Pokemon Center

[retrogamingblog]

Gilded Eeveelutions made by Virize

Available as prints here

[snoopingasusualisee]

This pic will be used for evil

[grigori-girl]

you mean like this

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yes! Exactly! Now take it back.

[cheese24k]

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

[gryffindors-keeper]

“i demand to be loved”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[jesterfrog]

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maximumgayce]