kaylaj1848

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[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[despazito]

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

To the ant that bit me on my penis

[frostops]

My amazing digital penis

[kaylaj1848]

Sometimes i have ideas for fanfic but i have no drive to actually write and complete one so ive accepted the fact ill probably start writing it at 40

[kaylaj1848]

My biggest flex is my husband takes these kinds of photos of me without me noticing and sends them to me later

[sailatina3]

[shiraishi--kanade]

Sometimes I forget that GL also means "Good luck" like oh? You're wishing me girls love? You're wishing me yuri in a videogame lobby? Thank you very much

[catgirlforeskin]

GL HF = Girls Love, Himejoshis Frotting

[phantomrose96]

A few months ago on a Saturday morning I was playing tennis with my friends at the public courts. And there was a guy on the court next to us who was standing there clearly waiting for someone. Like hitting some serves alone. Looking around. Bouncing a ball. Looking at his phone. Looking around more.

After about 20 minutes of this a second guy finally showed up at the court and said, loud enough for me to hear, "Sorry man. I accidentally drove to work."

[pierogiy]

solemn conclusion of senshi and sanji's wild night out together [june 2024]

[kaylaj1848]

I always lurk on here i need to start posting my drafts

[kaylaj1848]

Husband asked if theres a new heated rivalry episode yet, im rich in ways yall cant imagine

[clementine-kesh]

i’ve made this post a million times but it really does drive me up the wall when people think that the phrase “everything is political” means “everything is related to current political happenings” instead of “everything is a product of its context”

[swamplevel]

keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

[fy-nghariad-fy-emrys]

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I--

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