Just Live

I keep looking at myself in this mirror. The glass isn't broken...but my reflection has a wicked smile. I don't know what he's hiding.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ededdandeddy]

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

[princeoftheatre-deactivated2013]

Well what else are you supposed to do

[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[loveitorreblogit]

“Krabs did it all.”

[kenneysenpai-deactivated2015060]

[darkmatters-world]

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Was waiting to see some pics like this.

[csmitty4u]

CHECK!!!

[realitytvgifs]

Life lessons.

[ifeelfinedotexe]

Didn’t expect

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[sweet-pacific-rimjob]

Texas finally came out of the closet. I’m so proud if her.

[aviculor]

y’all means all :’)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via removebyfriction)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Balloon Animal Art by Masayoshi Matsumoto (see more)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Balloon Animal Art by Masayoshi Matsumoto (see more)

[srsfunny]

Practice Finally Pays Off

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[tate-mcbae-blog]

[did-you-know]

[perfunctory]

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

[blackgirltired]

This is called linguistic accommodation !!! It’s something that people do unconsciously to reduce social distance 🤓

[insideguppysworld]

I actually really love when this happens