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ddlovato: I was a bridesmaid yesterday for my sister/ former babysitter/friend of 23 years… I love you @jennaschubart. 🖤 What a perfect wedding for a perfect couple!! #MrandMrsSmith

cherriiestem

literally every time my friends have other plans that don’t involve me i turn into that scarface scene where he’s like “WHO DO I TRUST? ME!”

Clear your mind here

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

hplyrikz

“Learn to be alone and to like it. There’s nothing more freeing and empowering than learning to like your own company.”

— Mandy Hale (via hplyrikz)

hplyrikz

“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)

reginaluporum

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue

tinyredbird

SCREAMS THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE

melonmemes

Uber goals

hplyrikz

“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

thedreamingbutterfly

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

prismatic-bell

I told the guy at the comic shop when I went in for Black Widow that I’d seen a few Harley Quinn panels on Tumblr and thought it looked badass but didn’t know where to start because my entire involvement in DC fandom was watching the Batman cartoon as a kid. This guy sitting at one of the tables playing Yu-Gi-Oh, wearing a comic shirt and carrying a definitely-hardcore-fan amount of swag, spins around and goes “dude! You’ve never read DC? Check out the back issues wall. They’ve got all kinds of Harley Quinn.” He then proceeded to explain how “New 52″ was a spinoff, and had some split opinions in the fandom, but either continuity is good as long as you pick one and stay with it so you don’t get mixed on what’s going on.

True fans love to see other people loving the stuff they love.

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See how easy it is to be “that cool person who helped me get into X” instead of “that asshole who made me feel bad for not knowing everything about X”?

IT’S NOT EVEN DIFFICULT TO NOT BE A SHITLORD. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. And you never had one.

thatisrad

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.

girlsfrommars

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

kayluhhbby

Hahaha the comment.. I’m like right? Wtf

kaylaleilanii

Do not surround yourself with people who drain your life energy, who make you feel bad for your choices, who don’t put effort into your relationship and who don’t feel authentic to be around. Surround yourself with people that uplift and inspire you. Who push you to be the best version of yourself you possibly can, who make an effort. A friendship or relationship should not feel like a chore. It should spark joy, bliss, excitement. You’re a direct reflection of the people you surround yourself with. You deserve a lot better than you think you do.

sheisdemetria

Happy 10° anniversary to Demi’s debut album ‘Don’t Forget’! (September 23th, 2008)

nevaehtyler

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This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

ski-mvsk-mxbbin

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

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^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

theryanproject

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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All.of.this

socialistexan

Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.

I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.

I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.

This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.

And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops.

mamamichine

I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”