dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

31, she/her, problematic lesbian

[reginaluporum]

that's my girl ❤️❤️❤️

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[reginaluporum]

alicent: i love all my children equally! helaena, daeron, and *squints at smudged writing on hand* eggshell and almond

[reginaluporum]

aegon: mother always loved aemond most :(

aemond: aegon was always mother's favourite :(

alicent:

[princessrhcenyra]

– perhaps sending daeron away was my truest act of motherhood

[undeadwives]

larys to aegon

[wolfienation]

"You bathe in the warm light of her gaze."

[bitterhalf]

im sorry it's so funny to me how aemond and aegon are having a telepathic argument about which of them was their mother's favorite child and all the while she literally traded them both in a heartbeat for helaena's life weeks ago

[qhorinhalfhand]

aemond showing up at harrenhal on mommy’s orders (alicent), immediately looking for mommy 2 (daemon) but instead stumbling upon soon to be mommy 3 (alys)

[qhorinhalfhand]

THATS HIS MOMMYYYY

[wesandresons]

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

[bloodflower-planter]

Vince McMahon DIE. Dahvie Vanity DIE. Tripp Eisen DIE. Jimmy Urine DIE. Marty Scurll DIE. Nobuhiro Watsuki DIE. Karl Malone DIE. Boosie Badazz DIE. Mystikal DIE. Marylin Manson DIE. Sean Combs DIE. R. Kelly DIE. Bill Cosby DIE. D4vd DIE. Neil Gaiman DIE.

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[reginaluporum]

after this episode i am more sure than ever they are cutting the shepherd plot altogether and merging daeron with gaemon and trystane

[kingalicent]

usually when a rich/royal character is forced to pretend to be One Of The Poor they learn a valuable lesson and change for the better. unfortunately this is aegon ii targaryen we’re talking about.

[tooies]

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[snoopylovessoup]

I love you, day and night

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman