dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

31, she/her, problematic lesbian

[foxgirlmindcrank]

All fucking timer

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[massachusetts-official]

A modern Massachusetts classic

Official Post of Massachusetts

[avontarrant]

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[lakevida]

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

[bastard-snom]

What the fuck is a Mormon.

[lakevida]

if only there were some manner of fantastical contraption able to pluck information right down from the sky like so many ripe apples but alas!

[uncahier]

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[dungeon-bitch]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[bad-love]

I just wanted to add this quote from the peppermint patty peanuts wiki page about Charles M. Schulz and his relationship with his gay cousin. The source here leads to a book that I did not read but the original source is Schulz's wife who confirmed this in an interview. If I can find the interview again I will link it here but uh. just in case someone tries to claim Schulz was a homophobe on this post again.

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[crafty-butch]

meeting Kinsey scale

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[girlsnighteverynight]

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th