hello

[kaysaris]

needy baby

[kaysaris]

why do 90% of lesbians walk like football players w/an undercut

[kaysaris]

why are straight men baking cookies for me and not gay women? 🙄

[kaysaris]

hi

[kaysaris]

i waited over 3 years to get licensed in CA and it’s finally here 😭😭😭🥲🥲

[kaysaris]

fake filter face but i cut my hair

[kaysaris]

i once dated a chick who’s idea of a vacation was going to EDC 🤮

[kaysaris]

when you’ve been crying all day and you get a message from someone on offerup “on my way!”

and now you have to pretend like you weren’t just crying all day when they pick up your tv stand

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.

[kaysaris]

this $3 Black hair dye from Walmart has lasted me longer than any other one I’ve used

[kaysaris]

[kaysaris]

love

[kaysaris]

love

[kaysaris]

love

long distance has been really hard and triggering for my anxiety but it’s worth it when i see her 🥲

[kaysaris]

[kaysaris]

one of the best feelings was driving through the sequoia mountains listening to mazzy star with her by my side

[kaysaris]

🥺